Lizard's Tail Puns

A list of puns related to "Lizard's Tail"

How does a lizard get his tail back after losing it?

He goes to a retail store.

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👤︎ u/Nika13k
📅︎ Nov 28 2021
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What do you call a lizard who’s tail doesn’t work ?

Reptile-dysfunction

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👤︎ u/captainnuggets570
📅︎ Aug 31 2021
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Where do lizards go to fix their fallen tails?

The retail shop

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👤︎ u/foxtailavenger
📅︎ Dec 27 2019
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Where does a lizard go when it loses its tail ?

A re-tail store

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Jun 19 2020
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I saw a video of a lizard losing its tail

It was very detailed.

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👤︎ u/essenceofpotato
📅︎ Mar 13 2017
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Where do lizards go when their tails come off?

The retail store

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👤︎ u/Twunts
📅︎ Oct 12 2020
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Where does a lizard go when it loses its tail?

The re-tail store

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👤︎ u/mujtabaabdullah225
📅︎ May 24 2020
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