Imagine the Titanic with a lisp....
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A preacher with a lisp hired a sinner to paint his church. To save money, the sinner man added water into the paint can. It didnβt work well. The preacher told him:
Young man, you need to repaint and thin no more.
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︎ Jan 10 2021
My friend with a lisp passed away.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
What do you call a clam with a lisp that doesnβt like to share?
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︎ Nov 04 2020
Anti-nudists are very clothed minded.
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︎ Feb 23 2021
What happens when you say "urethane" to someone with a lisp?
They say: "I'm inthane? No urethane!"
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︎ Nov 13 2019
Never make fun of fat girls with lisps.
They're thick and tired of it.
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︎ Aug 06 2018
The girl with the big booty and a lisp wasnβt at work
She must have called in thick
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︎ Sep 28 2018
I knew a guy with a lisp,
He couldn't Shea butter properly.
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︎ Mar 06 2020
I won a thumb at a lisp competition, but lost it soon after.
You win thumb, you lose thumb.
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︎ Nov 25 2019
The guy who coined the term "lisp" must have been a sadist.
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︎ Oct 31 2019
What did the drug addict with a lisp say when he crashed his car?
βI really methed up.β
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︎ Oct 31 2019
What do you call a Christian dating website for people with lisps?
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︎ Nov 02 2019
What does a werewolf YouTuber with a lisp say as each of their videos is wrapping up?
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︎ Aug 19 2019
A drug dealer with a lisp lived in a run down house
You could say it was a meth.
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︎ Feb 06 2019
What did the superhero with a lisp say after going to the gym?
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︎ Sep 11 2018
One bucket, two bucketth, three bucketth, four bucketth...
Sorry, itβs my bucket lisp
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︎ Dec 01 2020
How do you think the unthinkable?
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︎ Dec 10 2020
The government denied tax exemption for my church that believes Jesus spoke with a lisp
It was a real slap in the faith.
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︎ Oct 30 2018
What does a vain woodworker with a lisp say to the mirror each morning?
I am in love with my shelf.
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︎ Mar 28 2019
What does a lisping duck smoke?
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︎ Apr 02 2018
A Father has a son with a lisp who says βare they clothing thcool today Dad?β
The father responded: βthey are shirting it down for the dayβ
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︎ Dec 03 2018
A man asks his friend with a lisp to officiate his wedding
The man's friend tells him he would love to do it, but he can't, he just can't. The man asks him why and he replies
"I jutht can't pronounth you man and wife"
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︎ Jan 31 2019
What did the super hero with a lisp say after working out?
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︎ Aug 10 2018
What did the English teacher with a lisp say their favourite pastry was?
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︎ Nov 02 2018
My calculus teacher had a lisp, but he was brilliant...
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︎ Jan 25 2018
What's the name of a locksmith with a lisp?
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︎ Mar 28 2018
Did you hear about the superhero with a lisp who was always working out?
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︎ Nov 18 2017
What do you call a Norse god with a lisp who worked out yesterday?
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︎ Oct 07 2013
Did you hear about the egoistical shrimp with a lisp?
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︎ May 05 2016
What's a moth pit?
It's where you'll find all the heavy metal rockers with lisps.
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︎ Aug 31 2020
What do you call a snake with a lisp?
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︎ Nov 21 2016
Mike Tyson always boasts about being a superhero after a fight
βIβm Thorβ he says.
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︎ Feb 11 2020
My teacher said this.
What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?
Supplies!
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︎ Feb 12 2020
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp
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︎ Jul 13 2020
Imagine the titanic with a lisp..
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︎ Mar 12 2020
Can you imagine if the Titanic had a lisp?
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︎ Nov 06 2019
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp...
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︎ Aug 21 2019
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp.
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︎ Jun 04 2018
Why do you not make fun of a fat girl with a lisp?
Sheβs thick and tired of it.
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︎ May 21 2019
I heard the receptionist with the big booty and lisp wasn't at work
She must have called in thicc
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︎ Oct 21 2018
What did the superhero with a lisp say after working out?
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︎ May 07 2019
Why should you never make fun of a fat person with a lisp?
Because they're thick and tired of it
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