Lionel Messi Puns

A list of puns related to "Lionel Messi"

When asked whether his former coach liked artificially flavored sugary soft drinks, Lionel Messi replied

¿Pep? ¡Sí!

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👤︎ u/klaymens
📅︎ Aug 06 2020
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Did you guys see that Lionel Messi was detained in Barcelona with a duffel bag full of drugs?

They’re calling him Methi now

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👤︎ u/gaybadger
📅︎ Jan 29 2020
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Just found out my girlfriend is a proud dad

Whilst watching an advert that shows Lionel Messi in a sitting room

me: I wonder what his real house is like

gf: quite messy

she wore a smug grin for the next few minutes

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👤︎ u/mrCrapFactory
📅︎ Dec 20 2014
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My dad said this gem during the Argentina World Cup game

Lionel Messi had just scored and my dad didn't know who it was so my brother said "Wow that was Messi Dad." to which my dad responded "I don't know, I thought it was pretty clean"

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👤︎ u/hashtagswagfag
📅︎ Jun 19 2014
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