Lincoln Cent Puns

Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.

Lincoln, because he is in-a-cent.

Abraham Lincoln.

He is in a cent.

customer: "how many cars do you see?"

me: "none"

customer: "well i see two lincolns. how many snakes do you see?"

me: "none"

customer: "i see a pair of copperheads here. how many naked ladies do you see?"

me: "none."

customer: "well yeah, what do you expect for two cents?"

Dad: Which president was the least guilty?

Me: I dunno, who?

Dad: President Lincoln, because he was in-a-cent.

Lincoln. He’s in a cent

Abraham Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.

Lincoln - He's in a cent

Abraham Lincoln because he's in-a-cent

Lincoln. He was in a cent.

Abraham Lincoln, because he is "in-a-cent"

Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent.

Lincoln, because he was in a cent.

Lincoln, because he was in-a-cent.

Lincoln. He was in a cent.

Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent (innocent).

Abraham Lincoln. He was in a cent.

Abe Lincoln. He was in a cent.

Which American President was least guilty?

Lincoln. He was in a cent.

Lincoln. He was in a cent.