Wookie mistake.
Rich exclaimed, "I want lots of money!"
It was worth every penne.
My how the stables have turned.
Edit: Wow guys, thanks for all the love!
It speaks volumes!
My job is pretty nuts
They all work for an owly wage
I really miss him, he was the coalest man I knew
In the heir fryer.
When lemons give you life, you probably have scurvy. (Courtesy of my own father)
She's the new Miss Stake.
When I got mine the other day they told me I had to wait 3 weeks to get number 2.
I said, “That makes two of us.”
They're 11, 7, and 3
For real tho. Donate your organs. It saved my dads life 😁
It is "soda pressing".
I'm quite the music history buff- always have been. My first inkling as a college student was to explore turning this into a career. So I found a music museum, wrote an impassioned essay, and somehow landed the 12-week internship.
When I got there, I met the curator, a woman named Rhonda. Like me, she had grown up enjoying music and always wanting to know more. Thanks to grants and donors' generosity, she had helped continue the museum's legacy of showcasing what might otherwise be lost to history.
The tradition of the museum had always been to let the interns work in the orchestral wing. My assignment in particular was the string section.
Now I didn't know a whole lot about the string family, but I saw some really fine specimens and decided we could perhaps tell a broader story about the progression of the instruments. And so I began studying.
After about a week of studying, I went to Rhonda and asked if we could do something different here. She was very receptive to the idea and introduced me to her assistant, Dr. Will. His PhD was in history, natch, but he still relished having everyone call him Doctor. It was funny.
Dr. Will helped me learn so much about how the family of instruments developed over time, their overall cultural footprint, etc.
Did you know a fiddle and a violin are the same thing? Did you know the viola family dates back to the 16th C.? Vivaldi wrote 25 cello concertos!
I dazzled visitors with tales of the Stradivarius, Amati and Guarneri families. I noted the increase in neck length over time. I reassured them that despite the name catgut, no cat intestines were used in the creation of these instruments—but it sure might be sheep or goat.
Sadly, 12 weeks goes by quickly when you're having fun, and I got enthusiastic letters of recommendation from Rhonda and Dr. Will, and I do miss them. Hello, you two.
I figured I could waltz (sorry) right in to more museum jobs later, but boy, was I mistaken.
I kept interviewing for the job, but after about the 10th cold shoulder, I had to find out what I was doing wrong. I had done such a good job, after all, right??????
So I fucking called the museum
got the guy who interviewed me on the line—and he wasn't thrilled to even talk to me. But I asked him, sir, why didn't I even get a call back? Weren't my qualifications good?
He said, yes, BUT.......
"...we simply can't hire someone who has exhibited a history of violins."
It’s night
May end up being a Miss Steak...
Elongate
Beauty is, after all, in the eye of the bee holder
A whim away, a whim away, a whim away
That’s why I robbed the board game store.
I call him Dr. Awkward
He used See-P-R
It’s got to be loanly
Elon Mollusk.
Cuttlefish instead?
But anyway, what can I get ya?
You’re probably dyslexic
It won't last long if you're obese
Her: yes, I really would!
Me: good, so stay 92 million miles away from me!
Squirt someone in the eye.
When it couldn’t run away I could jam the pills in no problem.
Taken from fb
The stables have turned!
It was worth every penne
It was worth every penne
