A robber recently broke into a university library and stole $20,000 worth of college textbooks.

Luckily, the authorities managed to safely return both textbooks back to the library.

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📅︎ Apr 12 2022
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Got a lady on the phone

I work at the public library, doing some phone answering, office work, n stuff.

Anyways this lady calls

"Hello, I am searching for some material, and was wondering do you have two books?"

me "I can guarantee you that we have two books here"

Uncontrollable laughter in the other end for a good while, before she manages to specify what books she's searching for

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📅︎ May 13 2015
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