What do you get when you drop your waffle at the beach?
A San Diego
If you go to Lego Land there will be people standing in line
for blocks.
What do you call a waffle mixed with building blocks?
A Leggo
Morning dad joke
I was eating breakfast before school one morning when my dad walked into the kitchen and put his hand directly on my waffles.
Me: "What are you doing?"
Dad (whispers): "You're supposed to say leggo my eggo."
If you drop your waffle on the beach in San Diego...
You have a sandy eggo in San Diego.
