I tried to link the image but the subreddit won't accept it, here is the link, hope you guys like it. https://www.artstation.com/artwork/22Ney
Introduction
Welcome to another day of the Gwent card discussions!
Every day a different card is selected for discussion. Post your thoughts on the card below in the comments. The discussion is not limited to competitive viability or even just the ability. Talk about anything you like relating to the card including artwork, sounds, lore, etc.
Today's card is Palmerin de Launfal
>Palmerin de Launfal - Nilfgaard, Gold, Epic, 5 power, 8 provisions
Human, Knight
Illustration by Nemanja Stankovic
Deploy: Damage an enemy unit by 2. Deathblow: Give adjacent allied units Shields. If Milton is in your hand, trigger this unit's Deathblow ability even if the enemy unit survived.
Appearances: The Witcher 3: Blood and Wine
Lore
- based on Gwent v2.2.1-
<--Previous Card: Gaunter O' Dimm
Started playing HoS last night, but I started kind of late. Long story short, I did the Shaelmaar boss fight, but Baron Palmerin de Launfal didn't make it. Once the fight was over, it seemed like he was fine though, and I continued playing for a half hour or so.
This morning though I'm questioning my late night memory. Does Baron Palmerin de Launfal "resurrect" if he dies during the fight? Or do I need to go back and make sure he makes it through?
I seriously fucking love the look of his armor with its engravings, and would love to have it. Haven't really found many answers as to whether or not you can, based on my searching.
Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
Pilot on me!!
They’re on standbi
This is a tale about how I tried to be the worst Witcher while still completing as many quests as possible.
After about 500h in Witcher 3 I still did not have the King of Klink achievement (>!the probably worst ending for Blood and Wine!<), even though I 99% completed the game twice (regular & GOTY edition). My problem is that I have the urge to always play for the best outcome (which of course is not always clear in Witcher).
So I decided to go all in and start a new game with some rules. I would do all quests I could (there are some exceptions I'll get to later). And I would try to finish these quests in the worst way possible without failing them.
Some of the quests surprised me in interesting ways, while others kind of disappointed me by ignoring or preventing my failure.
"Novigrad Dreaming"
>!I knew you could kick the little Godling out of the house, but I never did so in all my playthroughs. What I did not know was that if you do a family actually moves in and lives there. You'll see them later when you use the portal in the cellar.!<
"Carnal Sins"
>!This is the one about the serial killer that wounds Priscilla. I was surprised that you could actually just not talk with the fire pervert in the brothel ('No Formaldehyd this time?') and instead kill him AND call it a job well done. Weirdly the 'concerned citizen sermons' kept turning up all over Novigrad.!<
"A Princess in Distress"
>!Remember the dangerous bear that tries to eat the Pellars goat? No? Me, neither.!<
>!No matter how hard I tried the bear refused to attack princess. When I attacked him and went back to hide behind the goat he just went back to his cave. He seems to be scripted to never get into attack range of Princess.!<
"Return to Crookback Bog"
>!I never knew what will happen if you choose the wrong object in the cellar. Now I do: Anna will just burst into flames and everyone will be pissed.!<
"Without a Trace"
>!This is the one about the herbalists apprentice that got to close to the old cannibal couple. I had always finished the investigation and found the dark secret. Not this time. I was surprised that Geralt could just say 'Nothing to see here.' and still turn the quest in for a reward.!<
"Isle of Mist"
>!Can you actually head to the Isle of Mist without asking anyone for help? Yes, you can https://i.imgur.com/jWVMyY6.png !<
>!Oh and Gaspard - the narcoleptic dwarf - cannot die. T
... keep reading on reddit ➡Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
“BOOM”?!
"That's what they're fighting about."
Because his Visa didn’t work.
Because the audience only responds in a low ha
