Krusty Puns

A list of puns related to "Krusty"

What do you call a priest who works at the Krusty Krab?

A deep friar.

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👤︎ u/theotherpurple
📅︎ Jan 19 2015
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My missus asked Siri. "Surely it's not going to rain today?"

Siri said "Yes it will rain, and don't call me Shirley". I think she forgot to take her phone off Airplane mode.

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👤︎ u/cotswoldboy
📅︎ Oct 03 2019
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Even though Spongebob is the main character, Patrick is the star.
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👤︎ u/theboppops
📅︎ Jul 09 2019
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Dad joke level: 911 EMEREGENCY

Not my dad but I saw this and automatically thought of dad jokes.. http://imgur.com/eZSMsbq

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👤︎ u/WildCard261
📅︎ Jun 17 2014
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This guy made it to dad status before he was even a dad [x-post /r/funny]

this guy

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👤︎ u/sarcasticommando
📅︎ Mar 31 2015
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Dad just told me this cake joke.

"Krusty, they were selling regular cakes for $6.66. Next to it, they're selling upside-down cakes for $9.99"

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👤︎ u/krustywazoo
📅︎ Oct 10 2013
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