Kondo Puns

A list of puns related to "Kondo"

If Marie Kondo became a murderer, would the case be investigated by Homicide?

Or Organized Crime?

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👤︎ u/10kLines
📅︎ Dec 19 2021
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The Red Hot Chili Peppers really love Marie Kondo.

Because she helps them give it away, give it away, give it away now.

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👤︎ u/Gameronomist
📅︎ Feb 10 2019
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My wife suggested we follow some Marie Kondo tips to tidying up our home

I asked her if we should wait for the townhouse version

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👤︎ u/garboooge
📅︎ Jan 09 2019
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Did you hear that Marie Kondo opened a casino?

Guess she knows when to hold 'em and fold 'em.

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👤︎ u/Torley_
📅︎ Feb 18 2019
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What sound does Marie Kondo's pet frog make?

"Rid-v-it . . . Rid-v-it."

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👤︎ u/IntentionallyHuman
📅︎ May 19 2021
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