When she says she's into daddy kink
"Hey I'm kinky, wanna play?"
"Hi kink, I'm dad."
I'm a personal trainer for members of 1960's rock bands.
I'm still working out the Kinks.
What did the hose say to the people who were angry about it being kinked?
"Don't kinkshame me."
Everyone keeps asking my wife and I when we are going to have a baby...
"When we work out the kinks"
I bought a porn mag company and I'm making it into a Christian magazine.
I'm still working out a few kinks
I was about to try this new massage parlor that just opened but..
I figured I'd wait until they work out all the kinks.
Did you hear that GM has developed a car that runs on peanut butter?
They have a few kinks to work out.
It keeps sticking to the roof of the garage.
The police asked me to explain why a have a collection of women's eyebrows.
I told them I search for women on the internet because I have a wierd kink. The best way to put it - I browse for women.
Ray Davies wanted to start a new band...
...but I heard he was unable to get the kinks out.
Ray Davies, Dave Davies and some friends each hired some personal trainers to figure out a training routine.
At first it was hard but eventually they worked out the kinks.
I sang "Lola" at karaoke and was boo'd off stage
This Kink-shaming has to stop.
YouTube are trialling a new obscenity filter
but they haven't quite worked all the kinks out
