Finally- some good news. The Leap Year Killer has been apprehended in Australia
And they're saying he's going to be extradited.
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Just learnt how killer whales hunt their prey
I must say that their attacks are whale orca-strated
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︎ Feb 27 2023
a killer whale had a sore tooth....
....so he made a visit to his Orcadontist
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︎ Feb 13 2023
What do you call a group of killer whales?
An orca-stra, that's what.
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︎ Feb 12 2023
Did you hear about the Serial-Killer Magician who made the dead bodies of his victims *DISAPPEAR*.....
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︎ Jan 29 2023
The rehabilitated serial killer was given a job
Congratulations, must have been a killer offer!
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︎ Jan 27 2023
What do you call a killer who has never pooped?
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︎ Feb 11 2023
I found a pretty killer recipe for Moroccan rolls
The recipe called for fresh thyme, but I only had old, dried out thyme, but I was lazy and didn't want to go to the store, so I made them anyway. They came out really good! Amazing!
I still sit around and think about those old thyme Moroccan rolls
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︎ Oct 16 2022
Serial killer costume for Halloween
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︎ Nov 02 2022
I picked up a hitchhiker last night. He seemed surprised I picked up a stranger and asked. โThanks but whyโd you pick me up? How do you know Iโm not a serial killer?โ
I told him the chances of two serial killers in one car would be astronomical.
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︎ Nov 08 2022
Did you hear about the serial killer whale?
His murders were orcastrated.
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︎ Nov 10 2022
According to science, one friend out of every group has the potential to be a serial killer.
So I threw Dave off a cliff, just in case it was him.
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︎ Oct 05 2022
What do You Call a Pod of Killer Whales Playing Instruments?
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︎ Oct 08 2022
Theyโre making a sequel to Se7en where the killer is a cannibal.
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︎ Dec 29 2022
How often do Killer Whales do it?
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︎ Dec 12 2022
Netflix has a documentary called "Confessions of a Killer: The Bundy Tapes," taken from over 1000 hours of interviews with the serial killer.
Wouldn't "Ted Talks" have been a better title?
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︎ Sep 17 2022
If a serial killer is chasing you,
you're both running for your life
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︎ Oct 01 2022
What is a shark's favorite pain killer?
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︎ Nov 26 2022
Did you hear about the group of Killer Whales that killed a Great White shark?
It was an Orcastrated attack.
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︎ Sep 10 2022
How does the non-binary serial killer murder their victims?
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︎ Oct 25 2022
Why was the Killer Whale symphony so popular?
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︎ Aug 14 2022
What do you call a serial killer chuckling?
Manslaughter.
Please go easy on me, i thought of this myself.
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︎ Jul 02 2022
what do you call it when killer whales play music together?
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︎ Aug 27 2022
A notorious bank robber and killer Artie hits a town bank on his travels. But the bank was emptied the night before. As Artie got more and more frustrated he strangled 3 of the staff before escaping with only a single Dollar Note.
Newspapers report Artie Chokes three for a dollar!
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︎ Aug 27 2022
Killer whales are great musicians but there's one instrument they just won't play
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︎ Aug 23 2022
I saw a group of killer whales swim by carrying musical instruments.
I suppose it was an orchestra.
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︎ Aug 15 2022
Serial killer jokes are ok
If theyโre executed properly
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︎ Feb 14 2022
I had a nightmare about a killer sheep last night.
I woke up from shear terror.
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︎ Jul 18 2022
Did you hear about that serial killer they suspect is a balloon animal?
Cops say he is a real twisted SOB.
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︎ May 09 2022
I was watching a true crime show, and they said multiple stab wounds usually indicate the killer was close to the victimโฆ
Typically within an arms length or less, in fact.
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︎ May 17 2022
What do you call a killer with two butts
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︎ Apr 16 2022
Ever heard about the serial killer on a bicycle?
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︎ Feb 16 2022
What states do killer whales live in?
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︎ Dec 19 2021
what do you call a serial killer eating Michael Jackson?
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︎ May 12 2022
If you are being chased by a serial killerโฆ
Just drop your granola and you will be okay.
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︎ Apr 30 2022
They say one person in each group of friends had the potential to be a serial killer...
So I pushed Dave off a cliff, just in case it was him
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︎ Jun 03 2022
If you're being chased by a serial killer...
You're both running for your life.
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︎ Apr 29 2022
If a serial killer is chasing you......
you're both running for your life.
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︎ Aug 05 2022
Picked up a hitchhiker last night. He asked, "How do you know I'm not a serial killer?"
I replied, "The chance of two serial killers in one car is astronomical."
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︎ Nov 29 2021
If a group of Killer whales plans an attack
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︎ Jan 08 2022
What do you call a group of killer whales playing musical instruments?
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︎ May 07 2022
What do you call a group of musical killer whales?
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