You know who has more descendents than Genghis Khan. Genghis Khan's dad. reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBelgian2603
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Why are Genghis Khan's achievements so respected?

Because he had to fight every steppe of the way.

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I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.

I don't know y.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WilliamPBot
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did you know that there are tents surviving that genghis khan used to sleep in?

i just scored one on ebay

thought you guys might appreciate my original Khan tent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chunkycouscous
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Leadership starts at the top!

Mongolia conquered so much because their leader was Genghis Khan, not Genghis Khannot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/importvita
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Who painted Ghengis Khan’s portrait?

A Khan artist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Inbox_Goblin
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People have been having trouble finding Genghis Khan’s body

I guess they Khan’t find him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RidsBabs
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My wife thinks our babysitter is addicted to Star Trek The Wrath of Khan because she always has it on the TV and its upsetting our son

I feel I should be mad, but its a good movie, so the needs of the Nanny outweigh the needs of the few, or my son.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Birdinhandandbush
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Khan you dig it!?

Gf: (Jokingly) β€œGenghis Khan is my favorite ruler.”

Me: β€œNo he’s not.”

Gf: β€œWhat do you mean?”

Me: β€œI’m pretty sure he was taller than 12 inches.”

She’s now contemplating whether she sees a future with me or not haha.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DavidTheGoof
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Guess who I bumped into on my way to the eye doctor?

Everyone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bocabart
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I could try to make a funny joke about yoga

But it’s a stretch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ilikesidehugs
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What do you call an artist who paints famous Mongolian leaders?

A Khan artist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CathartiacArrest
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Following his memorable character on Star Trek II, actor Ricardo Montalban struggled to find acting roles...

Nobody wanted to hire an ex-Khan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
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I bought a painting of an ancient Mongolian leader, but it turned out to be junk.

The guy who sold it to me was a khan artist.

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How did the Mongols conquer so much?

They were very methodical, they knew how to do everything steppe by steppe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twisted7ogic
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How many ears does captain Kirk have?

His left ear, his right ear and his final frontier

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RadaROperator_1
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Gonna Start Dressing Like Genghis Khan When I Date Single Mothers.

Gotta show that I'm a good Steppe Father.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OranMilne
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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What kind of people never get angry?

Nomads

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πŸ‘€︎ u/West_Picture_869
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How to trigger a Star Wars fan on May 4th..?

Go Fourth and Prosper πŸ––

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πŸ‘€︎ u/codeyman2
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Who can build one of the biggest empires the world has ever seen?

Genghis Khan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirTheadore
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Some people don't believe the Mongols conquered anything.

It's just a Khan job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/13toycar
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Azad Khan, a chef in a local Indian restaurant, overstretched and fell headlong into a vat of hot curry. An ambulance was quickly at the scene and he was taken to hospital.

Fortunately he is alive but is still in a korma.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
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Go go Ghengis
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πŸ‘€︎ u/COVID19_4Lyf
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Lately I’ve really gotten into poetry from the era of the Mongol Empire.

It has it’s prose and Khans.

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How does Captain Kirk review something?

With.. prose, and, Khans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoMoreTerritory
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My therapist says that I second guess every decision that I ever make.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OMMOPOWER
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Have you heard about the podcast the critiques Mongol poetry?

It’s pretty good. It’s called Prose and Khans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hansnotfranz
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Genghis Khan and his soldiers were experts in haircuts and shaving.

They were a barberic tribe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
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What’s proof that the sword is mightier than the pen?

Genghis Khan, Immanuel Kant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TIFUstorytime
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What dip does Shere Khan from the Jungle Book prefer?

Guacamowgli

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jogge_
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Genghis Khan, now there’s a guy a lot of us can relate to.
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KHANgradulations to Sadiq Khan on becoming London mayor
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Why can't anybody find the body of Genghis Khan?

because Himalayan somewhere secret.

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If you don’t wear your seatbelt...

You’re less likely to die of cancer

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What do you call a Mongolian leader who got struck by lightning

Shocka Khan

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I've been reading some Star Trek fanfiction lately

It has its prose and Khans

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What is your opinion on the Mongol Invasions?

I don't know, there were a lot of pros and Khans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TilahtamalianKing
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What do you call a Mongolian leader with bad breath?

Gingivitis Khan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Henri_Dupont
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Why did Genghis Khan conquer so much?

Because he was Genghis Khan, not Genghis Khannot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pollo2305
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2021
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If Genghis Khan

So Khan you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cthulhouette
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If Genghis Khan,

so Khan you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
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How did Genghis Khan conquer all that territory?

Steppe by steppe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Congressperson
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Ricardo Montalban struggled to find acting roles after Star Trek II.

No one wanted to hire an ex-Khan.

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