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︎ Jan 07 2019
Why are Genghis Khan's achievements so respected?
Because he had to fight every steppe of the way.
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︎ May 20 2016
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
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︎ Aug 14 2022
did you know that there are tents surviving that genghis khan used to sleep in?
i just scored one on ebay
thought you guys might appreciate my original Khan tent
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︎ Mar 22 2022
Leadership starts at the top!
Mongolia conquered so much because their leader was Genghis Khan, not Genghis Khannot.
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︎ Sep 11 2022
Who painted Ghengis Khanβs portrait?
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︎ Mar 19 2022
People have been having trouble finding Genghis Khanβs body
I guess they Khanβt find him
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︎ Mar 28 2022
My wife thinks our babysitter is addicted to Star Trek The Wrath of Khan because she always has it on the TV and its upsetting our son
I feel I should be mad, but its a good movie, so the needs of the Nanny outweigh the needs of the few, or my son.
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︎ Feb 28 2022
Khan you dig it!?
Gf: (Jokingly) βGenghis Khan is my favorite ruler.β
Me: βNo heβs not.β
Gf: βWhat do you mean?β
Me: βIβm pretty sure he was taller than 12 inches.β
Sheβs now contemplating whether she sees a future with me or not haha.
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︎ Feb 09 2022
Guess who I bumped into on my way to the eye doctor?
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︎ Aug 19 2022
I could try to make a funny joke about yoga
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︎ Aug 06 2022
What do you call an artist who paints famous Mongolian leaders?
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︎ Mar 23 2022
Following his memorable character on Star Trek II, actor Ricardo Montalban struggled to find acting roles...
Nobody wanted to hire an ex-Khan.
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︎ Aug 12 2022
I bought a painting of an ancient Mongolian leader, but it turned out to be junk.
The guy who sold it to me was a khan artist.
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︎ Jul 02 2022
How did the Mongols conquer so much?
They were very methodical, they knew how to do everything steppe by steppe.
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︎ Sep 18 2021
How many ears does captain Kirk have?
His left ear, his right ear and his final frontier
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︎ May 17 2022
Gonna Start Dressing Like Genghis Khan When I Date Single Mothers.
Gotta show that I'm a good Steppe Father.
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︎ May 20 2021
What kind of people never get angry?
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︎ Apr 20 2022
How to trigger a Star Wars fan on May 4th..?
Go Fourth and Prosper π
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︎ May 04 2022
Who can build one of the biggest empires the world has ever seen?
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︎ Aug 19 2021
Some people don't believe the Mongols conquered anything.
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︎ Mar 01 2022
Azad Khan, a chef in a local Indian restaurant, overstretched and fell headlong into a vat of hot curry. An ambulance was quickly at the scene and he was taken to hospital.
Fortunately he is alive but is still in a korma.
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︎ Jul 17 2020
Go go Ghengis
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︎ Apr 15 2020
Lately Iβve really gotten into poetry from the era of the Mongol Empire.
It has itβs prose and Khans.
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︎ Jan 15 2022
How does Captain Kirk review something?
With.. prose, and, Khans.
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︎ Oct 18 2021
My therapist says that I second guess every decision that I ever make.
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︎ Mar 24 2021
Have you heard about the podcast the critiques Mongol poetry?
Itβs pretty good. Itβs called Prose and Khans.
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︎ Nov 17 2021
Genghis Khan and his soldiers were experts in haircuts and shaving.
They were a barberic tribe.
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︎ Jan 23 2019
Whatβs proof that the sword is mightier than the pen?
Genghis Khan, Immanuel Kant
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︎ Sep 24 2021
What dip does Shere Khan from the Jungle Book prefer?
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︎ May 04 2019
Genghis Khan, now thereβs a guy a lot of us can relate to.
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︎ Jan 11 2019
KHANgradulations to Sadiq Khan on becoming London mayor
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︎ May 13 2016
Why can't anybody find the body of Genghis Khan?
because Himalayan somewhere secret.
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︎ Jul 13 2017
If you donβt wear your seatbelt...
Youβre less likely to die of cancer
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︎ Apr 30 2019
What do you call a Mongolian leader who got struck by lightning
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︎ Apr 07 2020
I've been reading some Star Trek fanfiction lately
It has its prose and Khans
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︎ Jan 17 2020
What is your opinion on the Mongol Invasions?
I don't know, there were a lot of pros and Khans.
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︎ Nov 19 2018
What do you call a Mongolian leader with bad breath?
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︎ Apr 08 2020
Why did Genghis Khan conquer so much?
Because he was Genghis Khan, not Genghis Khannot.
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︎ Aug 21 2021
If Genghis Khan
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︎ Dec 19 2020
If Genghis Khan,
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︎ Aug 05 2020
How did Genghis Khan conquer all that territory?
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︎ Nov 02 2018
Ricardo Montalban struggled to find acting roles after Star Trek II.
No one wanted to hire an ex-Khan.
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︎ Nov 09 2021
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