Why are Genghis Khan's achievements so respected?
Because he had to fight every steppe of the way.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.
did you know that there are tents surviving that genghis khan used to sleep in?
i just scored one on ebay
thought you guys might appreciate my original Khan tent
Leadership starts at the top!
Mongolia conquered so much because their leader was Genghis Khan, not Genghis Khannot.
Who painted Ghengis Khan’s portrait?
People have been having trouble finding Genghis Khan’s body
I guess they Khan’t find him
My wife thinks our babysitter is addicted to Star Trek The Wrath of Khan because she always has it on the TV and its upsetting our son
I feel I should be mad, but its a good movie, so the needs of the Nanny outweigh the needs of the few, or my son.
Khan you dig it!?
Gf: (Jokingly) “Genghis Khan is my favorite ruler.”
Me: “No he’s not.”
Gf: “What do you mean?”
Me: “I’m pretty sure he was taller than 12 inches.”
She’s now contemplating whether she sees a future with me or not haha.
Guess who I bumped into on my way to the eye doctor?
I could try to make a funny joke about yoga
What do you call an artist who paints famous Mongolian leaders?
Following his memorable character on Star Trek II, actor Ricardo Montalban struggled to find acting roles...
Nobody wanted to hire an ex-Khan.
I bought a painting of an ancient Mongolian leader, but it turned out to be junk.
The guy who sold it to me was a khan artist.
How did the Mongols conquer so much?
They were very methodical, they knew how to do everything steppe by steppe.
How many ears does captain Kirk have?
His left ear, his right ear and his final frontier
Gonna Start Dressing Like Genghis Khan When I Date Single Mothers.
Gotta show that I'm a good Steppe Father.
What kind of people never get angry?
How to trigger a Star Wars fan on May 4th..?
Who can build one of the biggest empires the world has ever seen?
Some people don't believe the Mongols conquered anything.
Azad Khan, a chef in a local Indian restaurant, overstretched and fell headlong into a vat of hot curry. An ambulance was quickly at the scene and he was taken to hospital.
Fortunately he is alive but is still in a korma.
Lately I’ve really gotten into poetry from the era of the Mongol Empire.
It has it’s prose and Khans.
How does Captain Kirk review something?
With.. prose, and, Khans.
My therapist says that I second guess every decision that I ever make.
Have you heard about the podcast the critiques Mongol poetry?
It’s pretty good. It’s called Prose and Khans.
Genghis Khan and his soldiers were experts in haircuts and shaving.
They were a barberic tribe.
What’s proof that the sword is mightier than the pen?
Genghis Khan, Immanuel Kant
What dip does Shere Khan from the Jungle Book prefer?
Genghis Khan, now there’s a guy a lot of us can relate to.
KHANgradulations to Sadiq Khan on becoming London mayor
Why can't anybody find the body of Genghis Khan?
because Himalayan somewhere secret.
If you don’t wear your seatbelt...
You’re less likely to die of cancer
What do you call a Mongolian leader who got struck by lightning
I've been reading some Star Trek fanfiction lately
It has its prose and Khans
What is your opinion on the Mongol Invasions?
I don't know, there were a lot of pros and Khans.
What do you call a Mongolian leader with bad breath?
Why did Genghis Khan conquer so much?
Because he was Genghis Khan, not Genghis Khannot.
How did Genghis Khan conquer all that territory?
Ricardo Montalban struggled to find acting roles after Star Trek II.
No one wanted to hire an ex-Khan.
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