Me: KEVIN!
So he doesn't have a meltdown.
At other times i would just crash.
It happened every time he tried to do a rim shot.
Chinese guy: "While in line at Ellis Island I was talking to the man in front of me named Ryan O'Connor. When I got to the front, the immigration official asked me for my name and I told him, "Tsam Ting"
Every time this queer couple lied to their son, he would see right through them.
>they were trans-parent.
Wear some underwear and stop flashing you pervert!
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A flaming-O
I'm staying at her mothers house, and she said, it's only 8:30 pm and everyone's already ready for bed.
My niece chimes in and says, "not me.", to which i respond, "You don't count."
Without missing a beat, she said, "Yes i do. One, two, three, four."
Paddy O’furniture
A loan again, naturally.
My dad just came out with this on the sofa, not sure if he read it elsewhere but all the same he's very chuffed with himself.
Me, "I dunno, what?"
Her, "The fabric of space time!"
She told me that while we were watching the new years show at the space needle lol.
Irritable Vowel Syndrome
She's no longer my ghoul friend. (this actually happened, i just wanted to make the situation lighter)
Bringing home the Bacon
Shaquille O’atmeal.
They called it Shaqwave.
It's called My Left Footloose
Because O was to negative.
....or, am I a really bad teacher ?
He’s trying to cut a panini sandwich and said “This knife is not gonna cut it.“
Pumpkin Pi
Happy No L!
A pumpkin patch
A-TEN-SON!
He had Gnocchi
Because they're all not 'C's.
Her name is Cardi O
- Like all cherished things in this covid-crazy world, the O.Henry Museum’s famous free, family friendly celebration of the wit-in-word will take place virtually in cyberspace this year. With an awesome live cast of lively wits and tortured tongues, the online audience will be treated to all the linguistic twists, dramatic turns, and surprise endings they’ve groan to love. Expect to witness wacky word butchers and voracious verbivores from around the globe, all worming their way into your ears. Tongues of tradition, tension and camaraderie make this the premier event for the world's competitive wordplay community
- Brought to you this year by the City of Austin, Brush Square Museums Foundation, and co- sponsored by Austin's very own Fantastic Magic Camp, as well as the internationally renowned podcast, Pun Intensive, The O. Henry Museum Pun-Off World Championships Punslingers Competition: Online Edition will commence Saturday, November 21, 2020
- Preliminary live rounds begin Saturday, November 21, 2020, at 11:00am CST, lasting about 2 hours. Later that evening, live competition resumes at 7:00pm CST with head-to-head prime time heats. - See Pun-Off.com for schedule details, links, and more.
[Austin, TX, November 1, 2020] - Although traditionally held outdoors on a single day in the spring, the first portion 2020 the O. Henry Museum Pun-Off competition known as Punniest of Show was conducted via video in October. Now on Saturday, November 21, 2020, PARD will bring you their most popular second segment, O. Henry Museum Pun-Off World Championships Punslingers Competition: Online Edition
This free, fun, and family friendly event will take place online this year, but with special twists, turns, and surprise modifications to make it the perfect 2020 event for the world's competitive wordplay community.
The O. Henry Museum Pun-Off World Championships have been an Austin institution for 43 years. As usual, the contest will feature a cavalcade of word-class wordsmiths from across the globe, all worming their way into your art. Join and enjoy us as they compete to spontaneously spit out the most absurd words you’ve ever heard.
The event will be live streamed at PunIntensive.com.
Paddy O'Dining
Just don’t pick it up
Edit: piece I before E except after c
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Pumpkin Pi
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
