A list of puns related to "Kasai River"
The UASR intends to continue its efforts to develop northwest Zambia and northeast Angola with the overt motive of demonstrating how the Union's decentralized farming-based economic model can be used to rapidly develop new areas, it having previously been judged that the cost of making an impact in urban western Angola would be too high.
The hydroelectric dam, inland fisheries, link to the Transcontinental Railroad, and state resorts had transformed Cazombo, Angola into a viable city to experience sustained growth, and there was a great desire by all interested parties in somehow expanding this economically active zone even further to encompass the greater triborder region between Zambia, Angola, and the Congo.
In the aftermath of China emerging onto the geopolitical scene by forcing the will of the ECA with its economic leverage, the UASR had reached an agreement with its allies to continue trade with the ECA using the Congo as an intermediary.
The existing border city of Kaluba-Kabila on the Congo-Zambia border - where a joint industrial complex has been created for small aircraft research and manufacture - proved the most immediately useful for this purpose, and the Special Economic Zone has been expanded to allow for the hosting of Congolese transportation shell companies with whom relations could be established by states friendly to the UASR. But its location in the deep interior of the continent raises the need for a more practical option.
To satisfy both of these interests at the same time, the Kasai River SEZ has been created
Between the border cities of Luau, Angola and Bilolo, Congo an extraterritorial Special Economic Zone will be created straddling the Kasai River. As with the existing SEZ's in Beira, Tete, and Kaluba-Kabila, Kasai River SEZ will not be subject to the minimum 51% worker ownership clause of the UASR.
This makes the SEZ an ideal target for investments from foreign nations who wish to maintain control over their projects, and Kasai aspires to be the most attractive of them all. Nigeria's lack of reception to the NANC project has seemingly indicated they do not care to defend Lagos as the single major financial center on the continent, and as such Kasai will offer banking secrecy services:
The whole of my Nippon is too large to make a single post part 1 will be roster part 2 will be history
Nippon Units
The armies of Nippon focus on speed, and unconventional tactics. Even though they have the capacity to fight open battles they much prefer ambushes, and skirmishes. Full of skilled archers and possessing powerful monsters they have little use for gunpowder, or slow moving artillery.
Lords
Shogun:
Those Samurai that have acquired vast tracts of territory and subordinates will proclaim themselves to be shogun-a lord of war. One does not claim this title lightly for doing so is an open declaration of oneβs own worthiness of the title. Those that cannot back these claims are swiftly destroyed by those who can. Trained from birth in combat and strategy a samurai that proves worthy of the title is a force to behold on the battlefield and their armies carve out vast domains in the ever-disputed lands of Nippon.
Shogun take to the field of battle armed and armored in the best equipment money can buy. Often their swords are of similar craftsmanship to the works of Brettionan master smiths. As with all of the samurai caste they employ garasu or glass steel in the construction of their equipment. This is an incredibly rigid but sharp form of steel that informs Nipponese craftsmanship. The reason Nipponese armor is woven from scale and silk rather than forged from plate can be attributed solely to garasu. it is more likely to shatter than deform and smiths find that working it into small plates is the only way to produce a reliable armor from it. In the case of swords, a softer steel spine will be used to brace the garasu edge. This gives Nipponese katanas both their unique curved shape, and their infamous dual coloration.
When shogun take to battle, they rarely do so on foot. Many will ride to war on the warhorses that have served them since their childhood, but some will take more exotic mounts such as the noble Ki-rin, or the fearsome kamaitchi
Shogun are hybrid lords with both a bow, and sword
Oni Shogun:
Oni are a part of Nippon as much as humans are and on occasion one appears with the cunning and charisma to acquire a vast domain. They will declare themselves shogun and attempt to conquer Nippon. Large, strong, and equipped in the best armor they can afford Oni that demonstrate this level of cunning are some of the most dangerous combatants in the world. Fully aware of just what they can take, and what will be required for vi
... keep reading on reddit β‘I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
War, war never changes especially in Africa. Things have seemed to have become quite stagnant in terms of military developments on the Continent as the tactics and broader doctrine of so much of the Continent have changed surprisingly little since the Great War.
#A Crisis Most Diplomatic
The lines were drawn for the game, but the rules remained unwritten and ever shifting, especially in light of Major-General Mobutuβs influence over the government.^1 The United Nations mission to the Congo laid the foundations of hope for a less violent resolution to the crisis; the unfortunate side effect of this was a discovery of Soviet arms in the hands of insurrectionists in the so-called βFree Republic of the Congoβ has dampened the recognized governmentβs view of the UN mission with so many blatantly Soviet aligned states involved. In the aftermath of this, the government in Leopoldville has called for the Mission to be withdrawn as the state perceives it as a threat to its very existence. The calls from the recognized Congolese government for ONUC to be ended and all forces withdrawn serves as a direct challenge to the United Nations and its authority to mediate conflicts.
The situation has continued to worsen in recent years as the Gizenga-led Free Republic of the Congo and the Democratic Republic of the Congo escalated their attempts to solidify their control over the country. Although the long series of conflicts that engulf the Congoβs broader Crisis left much destruction in its wake, military related catastrophes were only one part in the machine of mayhem that was unleashed upon the country.
#The Invisible Enemy
Disease has been a prominent feature of the region for time immemorial, but now itβs different. Outbreaks of Cholera have been observed throughout many of the settlements and camps in the Free Republic of the Congo, affecting many thousands including soldiers who now face severe dehydration, electrolyte imbalance and seizures have become a fairly common sight among the people of the FRC. In conjunction with the Cholera outbreak in the FRC, a mild outbreak of Yellow Fever has taken hold in territories controlled by the Leopoldville government. Affecting the two governments claiming authority over the whole of the Congo have been outbreaks of Bilharzia, River Blindness and intestinal worms which have all proven to be minor albeit of some concern as it has slowed down the war efforts considerably. The worst
... keep reading on reddit β‘I love this outfit! Tanaka looks so cute here!! He has a kodomo anime aura with this clothing.
At the late October, the director of Marine Stewardship Council - MSC, Ishii Kozo, made a speech about the awareness of Japanese people about the seafood sustainability. From 2018 to 2020 the rate has grown from 12% to 19% of the Japan population.
The director mentioned many reasons for that and one of those is the nomination of Tanaka Naoki as MSC ambassador in 2018. Tanaka as a popular Yoshimoto comedian, who's also very known for loving animals, made the MSC goal more close to the people.
I really proud of him and glad that his influence is making Japanese people think more about the environment, which is a happy fact by it's own. Tanaka has a power that's growing even more.
For situate everyone, MSC is an international non-profit organisation which focus in the sustainable consumption of seafood. The goal is enjoy seafood without damaging the ocean lifes with overfishing, wasting or poluition for example. MSC certifies with the blue label the products which has made avoiding the issues mentioned before.
Tanaka's ambassador nomination ceremony
Tanaka was nominated as the MSC Japan ambassador in 2018, June 24th. The ceremony was in a famous Japanese aquarium the Kasai Rinkai Aquarium, located in a huge park in Tokyo. At the nomination day, people of many ages crowded the place and applauded standing Tanaka when he entered in.
Since them, Tanaka is more active than ever in seafood sustainability promotion activities. Since them, Tanaka is pretty active in seafood sustainability promotion activities. He appeared in many seminars, presencial or by video conference due to the pandemic.
The cool of video confference seminars is that international fans can watch those and it make us closer to his activities as an ambassador. Not looking him only by photos of some websites, since we can't go to his events.
Tanaka on a MSC live ready to taste a beer.
By the way we must to talk about the creativity of MSC, Tanaka and the company which he works for, Yoshimoto Kogy
... keep reading on reddit β‘Looking to increase the Christmas budget a little bit by hopefully clearing out some stuff that hardly (if ever) gets spun.
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... keep reading on reddit β‘Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
BamBOO!
Theyβre on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
But thatβs comparing apples to oranges
Pilot on me!!
Christopher Walken
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
I won't be doing that today!
To those of you who have visited japan this may not be new info but... Anyway, as you may know, during the series, most of the antagonists who arrive from any of the neighbouring towns to wage gang war on Onizuka & Co refer to the place where the protagonists live as Shonan. However, there's no city named Shonan, since that's actually the name of the entire region of which the very aforementioned neighbouring cities form part of. Using a couple named locations (Tsujido, enoshima, Kasai river) as leads from where to search for a possible real life location that could match the description of the story's main location I learnt that the city where most of the story takes place is named Fujisawa.
Wanna bet the reason the city is never mentioned by name even thoguh most of the other neighbouring cities from the shonan region (Kamakura, Iratsuka, Yokosuka) are named several times throughout the story is because he didnt want people to go "he went and picked the city he's namesakes with"?
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
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Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
There hasn't been a post all year!
And then shook his arm really fast.
(True story, please groan with me.)
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