Why'd they get John Mulaney to play Spider Ham? Because He's a comic!
👍︎ 7
💬︎
👤︎ u/Monsicorn
📅︎ Jul 24 2019
🚨︎ report
John Mulaney's dad joke

My dad came home from work and my mom told my dad that she cleaned under my bed and found a shoebox with two cigarettes and a Cosmopolitan, which prompted my dad to ask. “How does John know how to make a Cosmopolitan?”"

👍︎ 5
💬︎
📅︎ Jun 18 2014
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.