Jerry Weintraub Puns

1994-1999:

Leonardo DiCaprio as Daniel LaRusso

Sab Shimono as Mr. Miyagi

Drew Barrymore as Ali Mills

Tobey Maguire as Johnny Lawrence

Eric Roberts as John Kreese

Geena Davis as Lucille LaRusso

Mark Wahlberg as Bobby

Matthew Lillard as Tommy

Chris O'Donnell as Dutch

Wil Wheaton as Jimmy

Kelly Hu as Kumiko

Kieu Chinh as Yukie

Sonny Chiba as Sato

Johnny Yong Bosch as Chozen Toguchi

Matthew McConaughey as Terry Silver

Rachael Leigh Cook as Jessica Andrews

Freddie Prinze Jr. as Mike Barnes

Director: Ron Shelton

Producer: John G. Avildsen

Executive Producer: Jerry Weintraub

2004-2009:

Chris Evans as Daniel LaRusso

Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa as Mr. Miyagi

Kirsten Dunst as Ali Mills

Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Johnny Lawrence

Wesley Snipes as John Kreese (Race-Swap)

Marisa Tomei as Lucille LaRusso

Nick Cannon as Bobby (Race-Swap)

Wilmer Valderrama as Tommy (Race-Swap)

Lucas Black as Dutch

Harry Shum Jr. as Jimmy (Race-Swap)

Devon Aoki as Kumiko

Jodi Long as Yukie

Clyde Kusatsu as Sato

Ian Anthony Dale as Chozen Toguchi

Anthony Mackie as Terry Silver (Race-Swap)

Ashley Benson as Jessica Andrews

Garrett Hedlund as Mike Barnes

Director: Peter Berg

Producer: Jerry Weintraub

Executive Producer: Will Smith

2014-2019:

Vincent Martella as Daniel LaRusso

Mark Dacascos as Mr. Miyagi

Keke Palmer as Ali Mills (Race-Swap)

Josh Hutcherson as Johnny Lawrence

Scott Adkins as John Kreese

Linda Cardellini as Lucille LaRusso

Dacre Montgomery as Bobby

Taylor Lautner as Tommy

Booboo Stewart as Dutch (Race-Swap)

Dylan O'Brien as Jimmy

Karen Fukuhara as Kumiko

Tamlyn Tomita as Yukie

Yuji Okumoto as Sato

Yoshi Sudarso as Chozen Toguchi

Robbie Amell as Terry Silver

Lili Reinhart as Jessica Andrews

Shameik Moore as Mike Barnes (Race-Swap)

Director: James Mangold

Producer: Jerry Weintraub

Executive Producer: Will Smith

2024-2029:

Gaten Matarazzo as Daniel LaRusso

Hiroyuki Sanada as Mr. Miyagi

Maddie Ziegler as Ali Mills

Jack Dylan Grazer as Johnny Lawrence

Charlie Cox as John Kreese

Vanessa Ferlito as Lucille LaRusso

Caleb McLaughlin as Bobby (Race-Swap)

Ty Simpkins as Tommy

Griffin Gluck as Dutch

Gage Munroe as Jimmy

Peyton Elizabeth Lee as Kumiko

Sandra Oh as Yukie

Kane Kosugi as Sato

Dallas Liu as Chozen Toguchi

Stephen Amell as Terry Silver

Yara Shahidi as Jessica Andrews (Race-Swap)

Maxwell Jenkins as Mike Barnes

Director: Reinaldo Marcus Green

Producer: Will Smith

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As all of you should know, it's 9/11. We all know what happened in 2001, but in 2011, there was a planned second terrorist attack, this time via our railroads instead of airlines. This 2011 attack was halted by the assassination of Osama Bin Laden by American forces on May 2nd, 2011.

I have anxiety of terrorism happening, so today's gonna be a bit tough for me, since it's 9/11 in a 20X1 year. The presence of America's brave officers always being around really helps me get through it, knowing they're there to protect me.

Here's a list of our fallen officers from the 9/11 attacks in 2001:

American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals Humane Law Enforcement, New York: -Special Investigator Diane DiGiacomo

Arlington County Police Department, Virginia: -Corporal Harvey Snook, III

Cayuga County Sheriff's Office, New York: -Undersheriff Stephen B. McLoud

City University of New York Department of Public Safety, New York: -Deputy Chief John P. McKee

Connecticut State Police, Connecticut: -Trooper First Class Eugene Kenneth Baron, Jr. -Trooper First Class Walter Greene, Jr.

Harrison Police Department, New York: -Police Officer Walter L. Mallinson

Montclair State University Police Department, New Jersey: -Sergeant Christopher A. Vidro

Nassau County Police Department, New York: -Police Officer Brian R. Abbondandelo -Police Officer Charles Dennis Cole, Jr. -Police Officer Peter Francis Curran -Police Officer Peter Martino -Police Officer Paul J. McCabe -Police Officer James V. Quinn -Lieutenant Michael P. Shea

New Jersey State Police, New Jersey: -Lieutenant William George Fearon -Staff Sergeant Bryan U. McCoy -Trooper Robert Emmet Nagle

New Rochelle Police Department, New York: -Detective Mark S. Gado -Police Officer Kathleen O'Connor-Funigiello

New York City Fire Department - Bureau of Fire Investigation, New York: -Fire Marshal Ronald P. Bucca

New York City Police Department, New York: -Detective Sandra Y. Adrian -Detective I Gerard A. Ahearn -Detective James John Albanese -Chief of Detectives William H. Allee -Detective Sixto Almonte -Detective Luis Gustavo Alvarez -Sergeant Alex W. Baez -Police Officer Curtis Joseph Bako -Police Officer Karen E. Barnes -Detective Thomas J. Barnitt -Police Officer Ronald G. Becker, Jr. -Detective Aslyn A. Beckles -Police Officer James A. Betso -Sergeant Gerard Thomas Beyrodt -Police Officer Derrick Bishop -Police Officer Scott R. Blackshaw -Police Officer Frank M. Bolusi -Deputy Chief Steven Joseph Bonano

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni