Adjacent Statham
She keeps saying: "You are nothing like Jason Momoa."
He becomes Jason Nomoa.
He was a four ward thinking man.
No, but April May.
A Pieromancer
A walk
Jason No-moa
Stolen from a co-worker today
Bourne Again
Theyβre calling it βFinding Chemoβ
She replied, βIβm glad that you are finally battling your Damons.β
This guy!!!
Fettuccine Afraid-O
thank you for your time...
Hi pregnant, Iβm Dad
Jason you're killing it man!
I immediately saw the opportunity and replied to him "chernoballs" .......he hates me nowJason im sorry if u read this
After listening to it once again when Iβm a bit older, I realised that the song had lots of saxual content.
CHEW CHEW CHEW BACA CA
Adjasont
My name's Jay
Jason, the DJ
... is reliving the same day over and over in "Bourne Again"
... travels to the past to stop a terrorist attack in "Bourne yesterday"
... finally settles down and has a baby in "New Bourne"
... de-evolves into a feral beast who prowls the wilderness in "Bourne to be Wild"
Firstly, I think they really missed a trick naming these films.
Secondly... I know there are more of these...
jason vorehehes
Mel Bourne.
That's when I realised I was playing the Bee side.
Canβt take credit for this one but Iβll add a screenshot if mods allow it!
Then, I saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow.
It was addressed, 'Dad'.
With the worst premonition, I opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands:
"Dear, Dad.
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.
I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.
I've been finding real passion with Stacy.
She is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing's, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am.
But it's not only the passion, Dad.
She's pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy.
She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.
We share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.
We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so that Stacy can get better.
She sure deserves it!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your many grandchildren.
Love, your son, Joshua.
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true.
I'm over at Jason's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on the kitchen table.
Call when it is safe for me to come home!"
No, butΒ AprilΒ May.
Therapist: Iβm glad that you are finally battling your Damons.
I finally battled my Damons.
She said, βFinally! You are battling your Damons.β
She said, βItβs ok. You are just battling your Damons.β
