Whatβs the difference between Jelly and Jam?
Iβve never jellyβd my finger in a door before
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︎ Apr 29 2021
I was stuck in a traffic jam...
It still amazes me how they get the jars that big.
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︎ Apr 06 2021
In a jam
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︎ Feb 11 2021
Just got my wife in a traffic jam
Weβre sat in traffic and the car in front has a βwatch for motorbikesβ bumper sticker on it.
Me: hmmmm watch for motorbikes
Wife: suspicious head turn
Me: must be one hell of an expensive watch
Wife: sigh
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︎ Apr 06 2021
A farmer attempted to tow a load of manure down the interstate at 5 pm. Of course, it caused a crash and traffic jam...
I can't believe he tried to pull this shit!
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︎ Mar 11 2021
I once saw a ghost at the jam factory...
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︎ Mar 27 2021
I just read the absoute best book about Pearl Jam.
Seriously, I don't know they could have made it Eddie Vedder.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
The best thing to do when encountering a door jam,
Open a nearby door so you can stick it in ajar.
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︎ Jan 21 2021
Did you guys hear about the new Space Jam sequel where Marvin the Martian joins the Monstars, scores all of their points and they win it all?
You should check it out, itβs a really good Martian Scoresβeasy film
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︎ Dec 19 2020
A traffic jam
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︎ Jun 14 2020
I was her bread, she was my jam.
One day she left me saying you deserve butter.
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︎ Sep 05 2020
You know why they call it jelly instead of jam?
Because it's so hard to get it in the jar.
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︎ Sep 29 2020
What's the difference between jelly and jam?
Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.
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︎ Jul 31 2020
On Father's Day my family went strawberry picking. Later on, we decided to make a jam...
...from the fruits of our labor
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︎ Jun 22 2020
My son asked if he could use the garage so he could jam with his band.
I broke the bad news: we only have marmalade in this house.
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︎ Jun 24 2020
I spent all day preserving the fruit of my garden. You could say it was a jam packed day.
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︎ Oct 03 2019
How do you make a traffic jam?
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︎ May 29 2020
Hate getting stuck in a traffic jam...
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︎ May 27 2019
Pump the jam
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︎ Sep 26 2019
I donβt understand why people like traffic jams so much.
They always line up for it.
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︎ Apr 26 2020
Philosophy jams
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︎ Dec 20 2019
Bet that case is jam packed
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︎ Jul 24 2019
Roses are red, I don't like jam
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︎ Aug 06 2019
What do you call a depressed traffic jam?
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︎ Jan 07 2020
As best man at my brother's wedding, I gave the couple a bread basket with a champagne flavored jam...
They seemed to enjoy my wedding toast.
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︎ Jan 15 2020
Get down and let's jam!
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︎ Aug 13 2019
Penut butter and jam packed
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︎ Sep 02 2019
What type of jam you cannot put on bread
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︎ Aug 24 2019
I was driving with my wife and suddenly Pearl Jam started playing on the radio.
I told her, βIt doesnβt get Eddie Vedder than this.β
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︎ May 14 2019
Jam free jam storage
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︎ Jul 16 2019
What do you call a sandwich with a lot of strawberry jam in it?
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︎ Mar 30 2019
From my daughter... What did the man say when he spilled jam on himself?
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︎ Sep 30 2019
JAM on toast
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︎ Feb 18 2019
What do prison tennis matches and strawberry jam have in common?
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︎ Nov 04 2019
Printer or Traffic. This ink cause a jam.
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︎ Mar 20 2019
There's a jam in the sink
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︎ Feb 14 2019
Felt like illustrating a pun. Hope everyone enjoys some Space Jam!
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︎ May 20 2018
Bruce Springsteen, Pearl Jam and Ringo Starr all cancel NC shows over the anti-LGBT law.
This is disconcerting news.
But seriously:
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︎ Apr 19 2016
Man Microsoft word is my jam!
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︎ Jan 09 2019
Pearl Jam jammed into door jamb jam jam
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︎ Sep 11 2018
If I ever meet the lead singer of Pearl Jam, I hope he asks me how Iβm doing
So I can respond βif I was Eddie Vedder, Iβd be youβ
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︎ Aug 08 2019
Space Jam
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︎ Jun 27 2018
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︎ Sep 08 2018
I really like Pearl Jamβs first album
But after that, it doesnβt get Eddie Vedder.
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︎ Jul 10 2018
What jam can't you eat?
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