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... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't understand the meaning of this family of arachnids (the family which contains common ticks). Can y'all help?
If you install Ixodidae while Grant is active, do you gain a credit off Ixodidae? It feels like the answer should be no, but in general you check for things that trigger off an action after resolving that action, at which point the Ix would be already installed and active, so, uh, what do you folks think?
Basically I want to know the order of triggers in the situation where a vamp is being used with an order of sol and an ixodidae in play. Either:
a) you pay X, hit 0, order of sol fires, gaining you 1, then corp loses credits and ixodidae fires, gainig you 1
or:
b) you pay X, forcing the corp to lose X simultaneously, thus firing Ixodidae without you hitting 0 and preventing order of sol firing.
I think the answer is a) but I can see a potential argument in favour of b)
>Thanks for the question. Ixodidae has both a conditional ability ("Whenever the Corp loses credits…") + constant ability ("Trash Ixodidae the Corp purges…") . Even though the trash ability requires a certain condition to be met, “if” means that it is always active and resolves before triggered abilities. So the Corp purges, the Ixodidaes trash, and then the Runner resolves the Festers in any order. Since the Ixodidaes are no longer around, the Runner cannot gain credits from the conditionals. Hope that helps,
>-- Lukas Litzsinger Game Designer Fantasy Flight Games llitzsinger@fantasyflightgames.com
Rule Question:
> If Runner is playing with 2x Fester, 2x Ixodidae installed, and corp chooses to purge virus counters with at least 4 credits, who gets to choose the order of resolution?
>
> Can the runner elect to have:
>
> corp purges,
> fester 1 triggers, corp loses 2 credits,
> ixodidae 1 triggers on corp loss of cred, runner gains 1 cred
> ixodidae 2 triggerson corp loss of cred, runner gains 1 cred
> fester 2 triggers, corp loses 2 credits,
> ixodidae 1 triggers on corp loss of cred, runner gains 1 cred
> ixodidae 2 triggers on corp loss of cred, runner gains 1 cred
> ixodidae 1 triggers on virus purge, trashes
> ixodidae 2 triggers on purge, trashes
>
> or does the corp force:
>
> corp purges,
> ixodidae 1 triggers on virus purge, trashes
> ixodidae 2 triggers on virus purge, trashes
> fester 1 triggers, corp loses 2 credits
> fester 2 triggers, corp loses 2 creditsOh great and wise Ecology subreddit,
What repercussions or long term ill effects would wiping out ticks cause?
Toni walked through the front door of her house, and placed a bag of groceries she’d been carrying on the nearby breakfast table. She called out to the house beyond, to see if anyone was home, but received no reply. So she turned to start packing the food away into the cupboards, but was suddenly surprised by Andrew, who quickly placed his arms around her from behind and kissed her gently.
“Hello, darling,” he said smiling.
“That’s Captain Darling to you,” Toni replied, giggling. “How was your day in the firm?” she asked.
“Oh, you know,” Andrew said, as he began to assist her in packing away the food. “It was slow, and some of the guys gave me stick for hogging all the attention at the lacrosse match.”
“But you won the game for the team!” Toni cried.
“I know, I know,” he replied. “But you know how jealous people can get. It didn’t help I beat them all to the Hutchinson case, but there are no hard feelings really. They must know that the architectural designs I submitted were simply best for the client. It was just us guys ribbing each other. Besides, I’m sure if there are any real problems the air will clear tonight when we go out and have a few drinks.”
“Oh,” sighed Toni, her shoulders dropping and her pace slowing as she shuffled towards the fridge with milk in her hand. “You promised me we’d watch a film.”
“Oh God no!” cried Andrew. “What a total cock-up!”
“It’s okay,” Toni smiled through pursed lips, before sinking behind the fridge door where she pouted. “You should have a boys’ night out.”
“Darling,” Andrew said, his face appearing from just around the door. “Do you really think I want to spend time with the guys instead of you?”
“I don’t know,” she squeaked.
“Sunshine,” Andrew said, his hand resting beneath her chin, and his wholesome smile radiating next to the white, glowing, fridge door. “The boys can be a bit of fun now and again. But they’re awfully boors, and I don’t like the way they talk about women.”
“Are you sure?” asked Toni, her face beginning to glow with happiness once more. “Are you sure you want to stay in with me and watch ‘The Fault in Our Stars’?”
“Oh please!” exclaimed Andrew. “Like I’d ever, ever, choose the pub over you.”
-
“Oh, Tony! Tony!”
Toni heard a man shouting at her, and she felt her skin crawl in recognition. “Oi! Mate! How you doin’?” The ugly, gaunt, lanky, and tracksuit clad man started to run across the street towards the bus stop Toni was sat at. “Fucking hell,” he declared loudly once he’d re
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
A dry husk of a tick floated in the yellow tinted water filling the toilet bowl. How long it floated there was unknown, only becoming apparent when I opened my eyes to flush. It gently drifted between the bubbles lining the porcelain walls, an unmoving chitinous body in a lemon colored lake.
"Huh?," I asked myself.
Reaching down into the toilet, I picked up the tick for an inspection. It sat flat in my palm, a body of muddy brown barely the size of my thumbnail.
My first thought was the arachnid climbed onto me and promptly died, detaching ultimately into my used toilet. Although I was standing, it wasn't unreasonable the tick held onto my leg originally.
With a hand flip, the tick fell back into the bowl with a *plop!* and I flushed it away. The dark brown shape swirled rapidly around the bowl, growing closer to the center until *shwippipip*, it was erased from my thoughts.
The next morning I rolled over in bed, awakening, hearing a soft crunch. Continuing my roll out of bed to the floor, I inspected my bed and gasped.
Four more ticks laid in my bed; they were dried out, but each larger than the one from yesterday. Like dots of mud on my slightly food stained bedsheet they laid intact. I tried picking one up, but it crumbled at my touch, the specks of tick threatening to grind deeper into the fabric if touched. The other three stayed intact as I left the room with further questions.
I must've had some on my back, or chest or arms. Rocking and rolling infects my sleep, surely shaking off the starved parasites. Hiking is common for me, but the winter months have reduced my trips. And ticks outside in winter isn't reasonable.
The only explanation was these ticks were from earlier in the year. They climbed up and became stuck in some way to my body hair, preventing them from feeding. Or they, all five, climbed up just before death in haste and simply expired before breaking through their chitinous muzzles.
Later in the day I was at a restaurant with friends. With a soup entrée and a glass of wine, I forgot about the curious ticks. But that would soon change as I felt sudden itches underneath my beard.
*Scratch scratch scratch* with my head lifted high, looking at the hanging lights and ceiling decor. The itch left but my eyes focused on floating shapes as my gaze returned to the soup.
Dark, brown round shapes floated around the creamy meal, and before I could tell myself what they were, one friend pointed at my dish with a look of dis
... keep reading on reddit ➡Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Buenosdillas
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
Nothing, he was gladiator.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
Not sure about this one. If the corp purges while I have both Fester and Ixodidae in play, do I still gain 1?
>Fester
Resource: Virtual • Install: 1 • Influence: 1
Whenever the Corp purges virus counters, he or she loses 2, if able.
>Ixodidae
Program: Virus • Install: 1 • Memory: 1 • Influence: 2
Whenever the Corp loses at least 1, gain 1.
Trash Ixodidae if the Corp purges virus counters.
When I got home, they were still there.
