But it was a bold-faced lie.
I guess it's a bit too right-leaning for them.
He gets to right letters to the editor.
Because Italics aren't bold
Damn inflation.
I'll take itally.
"Yes I do," I replied in italics.
We are trying to get up a little earlier so our mornings aren't so stressed. My son was not waking up no matter how many times I poked and tugged at him.
I said "Come on son time to get up." He kind of stirred, I continued, "Remember we said we were going to start waking up a little earlier so we are not "rushin" in the morning?"
He rolled over and said "Nyet!" then went back to sleep.
** thanks for the up votes! Edited out the "g" from rushing, and added bold and italics to make it easier!
Owner: Capital T, lowercase t, bold, italic, ...
I was sitting in the back yard with a friend, when we notice this yellow jacket on the ground. He's crawling around and something is obviously wrong, as he can't fly and was making slow, pained movements around a plastic spoon.
My friend says "Should we help him?"
I replied, "Maybe we can take him to the wasp-ital..."
