Da li je neko radio, ili zna nekoga ko je radio u nekoj od navedenih firmi? Kakvi su vam dojmovi, sta mislite o njima, kakva je radna atmosfera? Da li biste ih preporucili kao dobar pocetak za juniora, i znate li kolike su plate otprilike?
With the Democracy's presidential election at the heels of voters across Panama and Honduras, the campaign fever is at an all time high. Throughout the year, the question on everyone's mind has been "who will President Javier Mora endorse as his successor, if anyone at all". Well today, at the eve of the election that question has finally been answered!
"It is my honor to endorse April Isatis. Out of all the candidates running for presidency, she's the one who most closely resembles myself back when we were reshaping Honduras and we seemed more like a community sourced organization then the roots of a governmental movement. She worked on the local community scale and not the flashy positions of governor or council member like other candidates. And for this reason, I believe she's the one that can bring the most fresh view of things to the table and has worked up close to the voters and has the most up to date vision of what the people want". - Javier Mora
After the President's endorsement, April Isatis's ratings skyrocketed, and may have saved her from the fabricated rumors that surrounded her about being ashamed for her Latin side and about strongly sidling with the American Republic.
Election is to be held soon and the new President, whoever it may be, will be inaugurated January 5th.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
BamBOO!
Theyβre on standbi
A play on words.
Pilot on me!!
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Christopher Walken
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
