If you spell the words “Absolutely Nothing” backwards, you get “Gnihton Yletulosba,” which ironically means...
Ironically the door at the Mastectomy clinic....
Sansung- made by yours truly (Ironically enough, photoshopped on an Apple Device)
Ironically...
2020 is the year no one saw coming.
An ironically tasteless pun.
Mr. Time was ironically always late to his appointments, so to solve this his best friend made a bet with him that if he was late to his firstborn's birth, his friend would name him the most ridiculous name he could think of.
Luckily he arrived at the last second and named him Justin Time
Since the US is the only country that uses British Imperial Units, it’s ironically the only former British colony to still have British rulers.
We are standing at Depoe Bay, Oregon watching the whales. I point at a bird (ironically), “look Patty, a seagull!” My wife replies, “no, it’s a bagel.” “Why is it a bagel?” “Because it’s over the BAY!” That’s pretty funny, but...
The thing is she didn’t just make up this joke, but this is the first time I’ve heard it. We’ve been married for 18 years. That means that she’s been waiting for 18 years until we were near the ocean, at a bay, waiting for a seagull to fly over. The dad joke is above average, but statistically speaking, she has my respect 100%.
Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover?
Because you shouldn't press your luck!
What do you call a big, slowly spinning wheel made of iron?
Many years ago, most keys were made out of iron.
You could only get into your house if you had the entry Fe.
Wanna hear something ironic?
What do you say to warn your family you're about to test a new dad joke on them?
What happens if Iron man gets angry?
What do you call an iron deficient female?
Ironic
The adjective for metal is metallic.
But not so for iron.
Which is ironic.
I just saw my wife trip over and drop a basket of clothes she just ironed.
If I put a bunch of iron in a line
I heard they want to find a new actor to play Iron Man
Guess they'll need to cast someone.
What do you call an amusement park ride that's completely made out of iron?
Iron Man's favourite Xmas gifts this year were socks that fire from his feet.
He called them missile toes.
You really shouldn’t bully people that have iron deficiency.
After all, they can’t stand up for themselves.
My friend always makes ironic jokes about bread...
He has a rye sense of humor...
What do you call the time period between the Bronze and Iron Ages where humans learned to cure meat?
My mother's zodiac was Cancer, which is ironic
because she died from a giant crab.
When my uncle worked at the iron mill he made a fortune sneaking out material that he could sell. One can say he was very good at steeling.
What's the difference between a cat and an iron rod?
Nothing, they're both felines
What do you call iron in the wind?
Did you know that Oxygen and Magnesium are dating?
Which superhero do the Avengers call when they need their costumes pressed
Where do iron workers live?
What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman
Iron Man is a superhero whereas Iron Woman is an order.
P.S : Sorry if I offended you
Why hasn’t Activia yogurt made a commercial with Jamie Lee Curtis singing a parody of Alanis Morissette’s “Ironic” and change it to “Probiotic”?
So spider..
Person: So Spider what's your new year's resolution?
Spider: To spend more time with my family instead of on the web.
(If you don't get it, it is that spiders have a spider web).
Never iron your four leaf clover.
You don't want to press your luck.
I just saw my wife trip over and drop the basket of clothes she just ironed.
What happens if Iron man gets angry?
Your mother is iron man. How do I know?
Adjective for metal is metallic
But not so for iron which is ironic
I just saw my wife tripping and dropping a bunch of clothes she just ironed.
Iron man should be played by a woman..
What do you call an Iron Wheel at an Amusement Park?
Is this amusement-park big wheel made of iron?
Yes. It's a ferrous wheel
I just saw my wife trip and fall, while carrying a laundry basket full of ironed clothes.
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