Iranic Puns

In Iraq, no phobia.

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In other words, it’s between Iraq and a hard place.

It would become Weran

-I'm Hungary -You should Czech the fridge -I'm Russian to the kitchen -Is there any Turkey -We have some but it's covered by Greece -Uwww there is Norway I'd.....

My afghan is tan.

“I live in Spain without the ‘s’”.

This inspired me to come up with some truly terrible country-related jokes.

It’s about to Bahrain jokes without the “Bah”.

1. I have a double China without the “a”.

2. Some people have told me that I look a lot like a German without the “an”.

3. Oman, I think that one conspiracy about Israel Israel.

4. You all probably want to hit me with Japan without the “J”.

5. You probably can’t Kuwait to stop reading these without the “Ku”.

6. Nowadays, car companies are focusing on making electric cars, but I Madagascar.

7. As you’ve probably guessed, I don’t even have one Nepal without the “Ne”.

All of these bad jokes made me Hungary so Iran to the nearest shop to get some food. Why am I always India-r need of food?

I sincerely apologise, fellow people. These jokes probably left a painful Denmark on your souls without the “Den”, of course.

Now all I’m China do is to survive

Heran.

But no one believes me when I say Iran.

^(For everyone confused, Iran is in between Iraq and Afghanistan on a map.)

“No idea. They must have ransomware.”

Running

I said "No. I have all the time in the world."

I said ‘how does my not running solve anything?’

My Wife (from Iran): Casually leaves my house without telling me.

Five hours Later:

My wife (from Iran): "I'm back!"

Me: "Where did you go?"

My wife (from Iran): "I RAN off to work"

Iran.

Iran.

An Iraq-nid.

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But Iran out of them

...and now I'm tired.

Should've waited to digest before the exercise, the cramps were a bitch.

It replied: “Iran”

Iran all the way to Iraq just to Syria cook the Turkey

.. but in Iraq no phobia.

Iraq no phobia...

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Running.

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