He is a real Mister Riemann.
He remembered to add the sea.
I'm not lion and won't be a cheetah
It was hard to differentiate between them.
But the odds were against them
I guess if they can afford to this,then they must really be....
rolling in the dough.but I found it a little derivative
It's an integral part of education.
The plot was predictable, and the special f(x) was terrible.
According to Calculus, we will get an Amazon, plus a sea.
Only a fraction of people understand that joke.
Now that's what I call structural integrity
A Wi-Fi thotspot
ln(x) chats it up and has a great time, but e^x stands against a wall.
โWhat's the matter?โ ln(x) asks e^x.
โI'm nervous about integrating,โ replies e^x, shyly covering its face.
โOh, that's simple,โ ln(x) replies. โJust be yourself.โ
lol calculus
If I integrated a gym into my liquor store.
When he got to old man Johnsonโs house the old man said โMy yard doesnโt need any work, but my porch is in need of a coat of paint. Iโll pay you 50 bucks, and if you finish by sundown Iโll throw in a 50 dollar bonusโ.
With a confused look on his face little Johnny accepted the offer and got to work.
Less than an hour later little Johnny knocked on old man Johnsonโs door to collect his hundred dollars.
โAll finished, thatโll be one hundred dollarsโ!
Noticing there wasnโt a single drop of paint on the porch the old man started quizzing little Johnnys integrity.
โNow little Johnny, are you absolutely positively one hundred percent sure you finished painting my porchโ?
โI sure am! Oh and by the way thatโs not a porch, itโs a Ferrariโ!
She wears an algaebra.
He canโt seem to deal with the aftermath.
I just don't see the point.
...the after-math
Cuz they donโt wanna integrate!
....how can you even function ?
You integrate them
I said, "It's a calc class, I guess you could say curves are integral to our class."
Groans filled the room. I laughed hysterically.
"Don't drink and Derive."
(Obviously not my OC.)
Seems like Mississippi still has a problem with
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integration
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But anti-derivatives are integral to our education.
Every time he tries to integrate, he ends up by himself.
And she goes: "Rice is an integral ingredient in Indian cuisine"
So I answered "You really wouldn't wanna derive from it then, eh?"
The glare she gave me afterwards was priceless :)
He hated those integrals.
My view on my sub-par math teacher completely changed today. Both terrible amazing jokes were said today to the same kid, Tom.
Incident #1: Teacher: So how do you set up this integral? Tom: explains what numbers go where Teacher: Alright, and what are we integrating with respect to? Tom: Y. Teacher. Because I asked.
Incident #2: Teacher: And so, what is the answer? Tom: gives answer Teacher: Are you sure? Tom: Yes. Teacher: Oh, I thought you were Tom.
I was literally the only person in our 10 person class who laughed at those.
We were wondering what the most advanced calculator was that we can still use in exams.
Our teacher showed us a calculator with a lot of advanced features (e.g. differentiation, integration, matrices) and said "You're allowed to use ones like these but I don't think you can have graphing calculators."
To which I said "So that's where they draw the line."
I recently subscribed to this sub and it's my new favorite. I shamelessly stole the "tan line" joke for Facebook and a nerd volley with another dad ensued quickly.
Me: Wow, this warmer weather is getting me ready for spring. Hey, I'm already getting ready for summer, check out my tan line! <graph of tangent>
Him: It's certainly not a farmer's tan line...not straight enough.
Me: No farmer's life for me. It's not something I'd sine up for.
Him: ...and I wouldn't cosine your startup loan. (groan)
Me: Sheesh, there's no reason to be hyperbolic.
Him: I really must learn how to integrate all your math vocabulary into my daily life.
Me: You'd really have to think of some way to differentiate yours from mine.
Him: heh...maybe after I move to the delta and crawl under a natural log. I'm sorry, it just struck me that I'm acting the total asymptote.
Me: Ugh. The average of the posts in this thread is degenerating.
Him: We've traversed a slippery slope and while I don't mean to be mean we've gone way past the apex of this thread.
My wife: Nerds.
Me: You married me.
After running diagnostics on a clients computer it comes back with a RAM integrity error.
One coworker says its a lying cheating stick of RAM
another one says It may be lying and cheating... but come November I'm voting for it.
I was in maths today doing some further integration and complained about doing the trapezium rule again. He simply said 'Yeah the trapezium rule has its ups and downs.'
Of course i was the only one who laughed
He remembered to add the sea.
He remembered to add the sea.
It was impossible to differentiate between them.
f(x)=e^x and f(x)=ln(x) walk into a party. After a while, ln(x) is chatting everyone up and having a great time, while e^x is leaning on the wall and sulking. ln(x) asks eหฃ what's wrong, and e^x says โI'm nervous about integrating.โ ln(x) replies: โOh, it's simple, just be yourself and see.โ
An integral part of mathematics
It's an integral part of a mathematics education.
Teacher: Alright, so are we integrating this with repect to x or y?
Class: y.
Teacher: Because I asked you!
