Insulin Pump Puns

A list of puns related to "Insulin Pump"

There was a train officer with an insulin pump handing out tickets at the speed of light.

He was a type 2 superconductor

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👤︎ u/dr_cheggman
📅︎ Feb 26 2019
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Perfect Dad timing

Wife and I go to lunch and a movie. She wants to sneak her soda in under her sweater hoping it looks like an insulin pump. I tell her it's more like a COLAstomy bag.

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👤︎ u/DarthUnkk
📅︎ Dec 26 2018
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