A list of puns related to "Instant Messages"
But I reply “NO I AM A CAPITALIST”
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This is from an actual IM chat I had with someone a while back. This was all on impulse. Nothing was planned.
ME: The main reason you want a strong lock is not because they're unbreakable, but because your neighbor should be the easier target.
HIM: Ayup. Although if you want an impenetrable lock, might I recommend Benson's Black Hole Vaults?
ME: I'd want to be able to get my stuff out, again, too.
HIM: Wait long enough. It'll evaporate out.
ME: ... in the same state in which I deposited it in the vault.
HIM: Don't want much, do you?
ME: I could try to sell the stuff in its evaporated state ... But I don't like hawking radiation.
HIM: boo HISS
Got dadjoked by a friend just now. She's at work and we're talking to each other over an instant messaging system.
Her: How are you today?
Me: Good, just cold and still drying off from getting caught in the rain on the way home.
Her: Oh, you're still cold? I can help you!
Me: ......
Her: Stand up and go to a corner.
Me: .....
Her: Because a corner is always 90 degrees!
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