(I did my best)

Atheist: I broke into a bar yesterday; do you incinerate I'll go to hell for it?
Christian: You mean insinuate?
Atheist: No, I just had a drink.

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Got dadjoked by a girl I just started talking to...

So, we had been texting, when I get a call from her, only to realize that it was an unintentional call.

>Me: I think you just butt-dialed me..

>Her: Are you insinuating that I booty called you?

I died laughing. I think this could go somewhere...

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