Its a good thing sexual innuendos isn't a crime...

I'd definitely be going down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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My colleague can no longer attend next weeks Innuendo Seminar...

...so I have to fill her slot instead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_kefir
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2020
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Im not always a fan of smutty, innuendo laden jokes.

But every so often I like to slip one in...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/r_elwood
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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Dad, what's "innuendo"?

"A colonoscopy"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
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Hello /r/dadjokes, my best mate has just started seeing a girl who is in med school. I’m desperate for some doctor related dadjokes/puns/innuendos to lay on him.

Please help

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πŸ‘€︎ u/desem-
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2017
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Innuendo.

Is my favourite brand of Italian suppository.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fugaziozbourne
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2017
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Innuendo

I've been trying to quit using innuendos in my humor, but it's really hard...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Omnimatt
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I'm trying to give up sexual innuendos. But it's hard. So hard...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/marsmedia
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The inventor...

... of the sexual innuendo has passed away.

His wife is taking it very hard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anon_777
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What’s the difference between suggestive phrases and stalking?

One is innuendo the other is inyourwindow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jcbrnld
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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What's the Italian word for suppository?

Innuendo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/horriblemonkey
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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These guys provide custom 'pens'
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EyeFire
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I'm glad I'm good at making musical puns

Otherwise I'd have some pretty dim innuendos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IronFistHawlucha
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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Why do proctologists never give you a straight answer?

They prefer innuendo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OxfordBombers
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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name pun help!!

i am the most clueless person in the world when it comes to puns, but i want a really clever one for the back of my shirt for my high school powderpuff game. my name is maddie, they won’t allow any super inappropriate innuendos, and it has to be no more than 12 characters. all suggestions are appreciated!!! thanks y’all!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maddbee2222
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2018
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So I dadjoked the hell out of my dadjoking boss

My boss is a good guy and a good boss, but he always says the same 5 or so jokes (he has two young kids). Anytime he pulls up to a job that we've been working on its "you aren't done yet?" or its "great job, but why are they upside down". Every time someone walks up to a job they get a loud "shhhh, here they come". I can go on and on, he has comedy routines for almost every situation.

So that's what I have to deal with.

Last weekend he took a mini-vacation, and brought me back a bottle of hot sauce (I'm something of a heatseeker) and the bottle was layer with all sorts of sexual innuendo that it'll get you hard and great at sex.

The other day I send him a text message around lunch time that only said "I have to go to the emergency room." Not 30 seconds pass and I get a phone call from him.

Boss: "What happened?"

Me: "Well, this morning I put some of that hot sauce you gave me on my eggs, and I've had an erection lasting more than four hours."

Boss: dryly "Ha. Ha. Haaa."

Meanwhile my coworker is dying of laughter and I'm trying to keep it together.

I've told everyone about this the past couple days.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ejh3k
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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Pun contest. Name our bands next "tour". Get it printed on shirts. Win imaginary gold.

Backstory: I play in a small band that does a "tour" of southern Wisconsin every year. The bands name is the Petty Thieves. This is my first year with them, but every year they come up with a tour name and make nice t-shirts and material with the tour name on them. Last two tour names were "Sticky Fingers" and "Busted!" We are looking for something related to the band name. Something clever and crime related. If it has mild sexual innuendo, all the better, but not overtly obscene. Some tour names we came up with are: Five Finger Discount, Backdoor Tour, Snatching Kisses, Kissing Snatches, Robbing the Cradle, Something something Miss Demeanors, Spread 'em, Felonious Funk, Unlawful Entry, Rhymes against Humanity, etc...

If you have anything punny, please throw it out there. Top 3 upvoted names get reddit gold. If we use your tour name, I'l send you the tshirt. Thanks kind sirs!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dharmon555
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2013
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Punny names of Dark Souls 3 bosses.

For reference: Link to wiki

Some of these are done in a kind of "news headline"-style:

  • Choir leader fired after using too much sexual innuendo; "Lewd Ex Cantor."

  • Video on demand about a street where nothing happens; "Vod of the Boring Alley."

  • Man's brutal cousin turns out to be a great bloke; "Raw-Ted, Great Dude".

  • Panic spreads as toilet facilities take over the world; "Cry! Stall-Age."

  • A man orders a book of basic letters to look after his daughters belongings while he looks after the others; "ABC, Watch Her's!".

  • Sams brother cheats a dude; "Dean Cons the Peep."

  • A ride in the amusement park offers a wide range of emotions; "High! Low! Woo! Nah."

  • A weird and hard to describe new dessert; "Cold Lemon Thing."

  • A new star in stand up rises! Come see "Puntiff Sulyvahn."

  • Pirates start eating fava beans and a new drink is required; "Yo! Ho! The Chianti!."

  • A Long lived man has an unusual apetite for fish; "Old-Rick, Devourer of Cods".

  • In Bacteria-Town, a devastating disease strikes one inhabitant working at a hotel; "Cancer of the Borrelia Valet".

  • Roman god Cubid is ordered to take a woman to cave and kill her; "Drag and Slay Her Amor"

  • Osiris's statue has been in way too many marriages and people have started to call it; "Osiris the Consummated Thing."

  • The choir leader from before is transformed into a mushroom; "Champignon Cantor"

  • An english man becomes the leader of a Polish airplane company and gets nicknamed; "LOT-Rick"

  • An impatient tree person attacks a random mythical hunter; "Antsy Ent! Why Hern?!"

  • Horse named Elvis keeps making noise and a man shouts;"Neigh Less King!"

  • A child opens a chocolate egg and a white spirit jumps out; "Soul of Kinder"

Sorry about the possible typos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dralnu22
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2016
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my dad at his finest

dad: hey do you wanna know what they call an Italian suppository?

blank stares from the family

dad: innuendo, (in a terrible Italian accent)

he then proceeded to heartily laugh at his own joke.

edit: formatting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gannon-guy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2013
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I'm glad I'm good at making musical puns

Otherwise I'd have some pretty dim innuendos.

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