Insecticides Puns

A list of puns related to "Insecticides"

I got some new Star Trek garden insecticide

It's called Leonard Neem Oil

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👤︎ u/hotsprings1234
📅︎ Jul 04 2020
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I was once in a band called Insecticide.

We used to cover The Beatles.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ Jun 13 2020
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A man wanted to buy a good insecticide

"Is this good for wasps ?" a man asked the retailer.

"No, it kills them" the retailer replayed.

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👤︎ u/The_lord_of_the_nuts
📅︎ Jun 24 2020
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My son asked, "Dad, every time I talk to girls, I get butterflies in my stomach! What should I do?!" I gently put my arm around him and replied, "That's easy son..."

"Stop eating caterpillars!"

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Aug 03 2020
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What is it called when a bug ends its own life?

Insecticide.

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👤︎ u/passionate_apathy
📅︎ Oct 15 2020
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What do you call it when someone dies from drinking insect spray?

Insecticide

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👤︎ u/The_Cosmic_Kitten
📅︎ Mar 02 2020
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