Infomercials Puns

A list of puns related to "Infomercials"

I bought a complete set of kitchen utensils off an infomercial. I was frustrated that there was nothing to mix my eggs...

...but to be fair, they did say it was whisk-free offer.

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👤︎ u/KW-DadJoker
📅︎ Aug 15 2020
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What do you call an infomercial that sounds to good to be true?

Sham Wow!

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👤︎ u/USAneedsAJohnson
📅︎ Oct 03 2017
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An infomercial hosted by a guy named Phil Swift came on, and my buddy says...

"Watch out for Phil Swift, he'll pull a fast one on you."

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👤︎ u/bradlomac
📅︎ Apr 13 2014
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There are a lot of things I hate.

Like infomercials, but wait, there's more!

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👤︎ u/GeneralCoolr
📅︎ May 20 2017
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Double dadjoked my girlfriend this morning

She called me and said that she had the strangest dream. "I fell asleep with an infomercial for a vacuum cleaner on the TV". I interrupted and said "That really must have sucked". She groaned and continued "So I had this dream that my mom was vacuuming the lawn" and I stepped in with the follow-up "Well? Did it get all the dirt out?"

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👤︎ u/squallstormviii
📅︎ Aug 06 2014
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My friend dad joked me good

Me - "I got stuck watching a vaccuum infomercial" Him - "They really suck you in"

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👤︎ u/Breasticle_Munchkini
📅︎ Dec 23 2013
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