The Imperial Naval Office has successfully negotiated with His Majesty and his government to allow more autonomies to the colony of German East Asia, according to the deal, along with the new "Dominion" status, we shall be full control over military and procurement, laws and law enforcement (that do not counter-act German laws) and domestic economy, taxes and budgets, administrative organization and recognized national languages. The Kaiser will remain the head of state while the office of Governor shall be reformed into Governor-General, with Hellmuth von Mücke, a loyal DVLP member as its first officeholder, who will represent His Majesty in the new Dominion. Papa New Guinea, Pacific Islands, and German concessions shall be put directly under the Fatherland's control, but our military will still be tasked with handling security in the German concessions. A few hours after the deal was announced, His Excellency, Governor-General held a speech at the Dominion's capital of Singapur:
"People of the Dominion,
It is my utmost honor to address you, as the first Governor-General of our new Dominion, it shall be renamed Indomalaya to better represent the people and the culture of this Dominion. We are living in rapidly changing times, and with new powers come new responsibilities, our mission is not only to contribute to the Fatherland's wellbeing but also to develop on our own path, to become a role model of a civilized state in the region. The future might be hard to predict, there might be hardship and difficulties, but together, we will achieve even the impossible. Our Dominion shall be characterized with order, ethnic harmony, and liberty, I and my staff will do our best to ensure a smooth transition from the old order to a new order and we hope that people of the Dominion will work together to advance our country into the future.
I hereby declare the Dominion of Indomalaya,
Gott mit Uns!"
His speech was attended by almost 100,000 people and finished with thunderous claps. It seems that even though difficult times might be ahead, the Dominion is going through her honeymoon.
The Government of the Dominion of Indomalaya shall be organized as follow:
The Head of State shall be the Kaiser of the German Empire, represented by a Governor-General. The Governor-General can manage and override all branches of the government.
The government shall consist of three branches: executive, legislative, and judiciary.
Executive
Chancellor
The Chancellor shall oversee the administration of all affairs of state, he can issue executive orders (as long as they don't contradict German laws and Indomalayan laws) or veto laws proposed by the legislative branch, he can also dissolve the government in time of emergency. The Chancellor shall be appointed by the Governor-General, and cannot stay in office for more than 3 terms, each term 4 years.
Legislative
Dominion Council
The Dominion Council is a unicameral parliament representing the will of the Indomalayan people. The number of seats shall be allocated according to this ratio: 3 seats per 1 million people ( 84 seats as of 1936). It has the power to propose laws, taxes, and budgets. The representatives shall be elected by universal suffrage every 4 years, all male and female citizens over the age of 18 are required to vote. Political parties are allowed to form and participate in the election but parties promoting radical and violent ideologies will be banned. The first elections will be held next year. A motion of no confidence can be voted on to dismiss the Chancellor or dissolve the Council, but it would require two-thirds of the representatives' votes to pass.
Judiciary
Indomalayan Supreme Court
The Supreme Court shall be tasked with overseeing laws and justice in the Dominion, ensuring that laws passed by the government are in accordance with German laws and previous Indomalayan laws, and interpret unclear laws in justified ways, resolve legal conflicts and punish unlawful acts. The Supreme Court shall consist of 12 judges, 6 appointed by the Governor-General, 2 appointed by the Chancellor, and 4 by the Dominion Council, there is no fixed term for Supreme Court judges.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”
“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.
The doctor says it terminal.
Mentos
(I will see myself out)
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
But let me give it a shot.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
He’s the new temp.
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Amy
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
Calcium, nickel, neon
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
... olive skin, green eyes, snakes for hair.
But I had to break it off with her because she was constantly objectifying me.
