If someone gets mad at you for making Indian puns, just tell them it's not Bhavik deal
Indian Puns
Agar kisine Favde ka galat istemaal kiya to UNEARTH hoo jayega😂
I had an idea to serve Indian bread as an appetizer
But I'm worried it may be a Naan starter
What do you name a child whose mother is Indian and Chinese, and whose father is Irish and Italian?
I used to work for a very secretive Indian restaurant. I had to sign legal paperwork for their flat bread recipie.
It was a naan-disclosure agreement.
What’s the one, secret ingredient that makes Indian food so good?
I realized I don't have any bread to go with my Indian food.
Absurdist humor about Indian food is great.
Even though it's mostly naan-sequiturs.
I had this friend that always wanted to get spicy foods. Whenever we went out, we had to go eat Indian, Thai or Mexican. And every time I got the runs that got me stuck in the toilet for hours.
With friends like that, who needs enemas?
Why Indian aunties are danger to your privacy?
I was in the process of selling my land to some Indians I met but they backed out last minute.
I guess they had their reservations.
Where do Indians get their ham?
I love Indian food and always end up eating too much.
It’s a naan issue, though.
What do you call Indian Banana bread?
Asked the Indian restaurant if they had any bread..
Why are Indian sandwiches so good?
Because of the New Delhi that opened up
what did the Indian chip say to the melted cheese at the dance party?
Let’s Nacho!
nacho= dance in Hindi!
How do you know when someone with celiac disease is done eating their Indian food?
How are the actors and actresses chosen in Indian movies?
If you’re American when you go into the restroom, and Asian when you get out of the restroom, what are you when you’re in the restroom?
I asked my Indian neighbors if he had any bread I could use.
He said “Sorry, I have naan.”
The Indian restaurant I work for is so secretive I had to sign a legal agreement that I wouldn’t share the flatbread recipe.
Just their standard naan disclosure agreement.
What do you call a janitor at an Indian bread factory?
I would love to tell you my secret recipe for my famous Indian flatbread, but first:
I'll need you to sign a naan-disclosure agreement.
Another disappointing trip to the Indian grocery store..
They ran out of Dehli meat.
What’s the difference between Pizza and Indian Bread?
Pizza has slices and Indian Bread has Naan.
What’s the difference between an Indian and an African elephant?
One of them is an Indian.
Did you know Jesus asked a lot of people about Indian food?
In fact he had twelve Dosai polls.
The serpent I own refuses to eat Indian flatbread unless it is accompanied by a bread roll.
My anaconda don't want naan unless you got buns hun.
I really like Indian flatbread as an appetizer...
...but some people consider that a naan starter.
I got hired at an Indian restaurant. I can't tell you much more though...
They made me sign a naan disclosure agreement
Hostess: "Do you have any reservations?"
Dad: "Nop, I am 100% confident that I want to eat here."
What do you call an Indian with one leg?
Did you hear about the kids author who played an Indian food dice game?
The Indian restaurant next to my Pizza Parlor just went belly up …
It’s naan of my business.
I ate too way too much Indian food
And now I've got terrible Hindugestion
I had a rude waiter at an Indian restaurant.
He wouldn’t help me with my Naan issue.
I have a friend who’s half Indian
From today onwards, North Indian food will not be allowed in Afghanistan
What does Darth Vader order at Indian restaurants?
Lots of naan, naan, naan, naan naan naan, naan naan naan.
What is Batman’s favorite Indian food?
Naan Naan Naan Naan Naan Naan Naan Naan Naan Naan Naan Naan Naan Naan Naan Naan
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