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This post examines eight major Thanksgiving myths, covering these topics.
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The only two colonial primary sources of the event, written by Edward Winslow and William Bradford, were lost during the eighteenth century, which contributed to the historical obscurity of the event, and its lack of cultural recognition outside the New England states. I will be drawing on these two primary sources throughout this post, as well as on mainstream scholarly commentary.
The secular festival myth
One common belief is that the 1621 meal was not actually a Christian thanksgiving to God, but was actually a simple meal with which the Pilgrims thanked the local Wampanoag people for helping survive. [1] From a slightly different perspective their 2001 book The Times of Their Lives: Life, Love, and Death in Plymouth Colony, James and Patricia Deetz similarly make the claim that since the Winslow account of the 1621 meal βmakes no mention of thanksβ, it is βnot close enough for us to see the event as the βfirst Thanksgivingβ. [2] Instead, they characterize it as an English harvest festival, of no religious significance.
Historian Jeremy Bangs, who has specialized in the study of the Pilgrims, takes issue with this conclusion, considering it badly founded on insufficient evidence. [3] He points out that even if it was a harvest festival, such occasion were certainly not secular, and were accompanied by prayers. He notes that the Book of Common Prayer the Pilgrims would have taken them from England, actually contains a prayer specifically for a harvest thanksgiving. [4]
Additionally, Bangs observes that Winslowβs thanksgiving account βincludes biblical phrases referring to texts whose completion includes thanksgivingβ, which would certainly have been known by the other members of the community, and recognized as part of the mealβs fundamentally religious character. [5]
Bangs concludes by writing βWe think the Pilgrims should have thanked the Indiansβ, before adding that it is βstill inaccurate to bend the evidence to suggest that the P
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I am having serious performance issues with my computer GF65 Thin 9SD:
β’intel(R) Core(TM) i7-9750H CPU @2.60GHz
β’NVΔ°DΔ°A GeForce GTX 1660 Ti
β’16gb ram
β’512gb SSD
β’144 Hz screen
(I dont know what to write else if you tell me I can find tho) The issue I am getting is low fps on games even when I use turbo mode or sport mode
-BF5 (normal graphics 15-20 fps)
-minecraft (40 fps)
I dont know if these fps are normal but I am sure I was getting 60-70 fps few mounths ago. The computer is not old I brought it on july its like 6 mounths or something. and I have so less information about these computer statics I just know the basics like which gpu is better which cpu is better(I am also using a cooler)
I have tried so much things to improve performance, lowered the graphics on NVDΔ°A control panel to the lowest as I can , lowered the graphics on games to the lowest(BF5 for example) watched so many videos, downloaded latest versions of drivers(intel graphics , NVΔ°DΔ°A graphics or whatever) Nothing changes in fact I feel like its gettin worse
I dont know if this is normal or not as I sad I have so much less information about computers. and if this is normal do you know how can I improve this at least
I would be glad if you helped me (sorry for grammer mistakes) (also I can give you any informations about the computer if you need)
Thank you
I find the problem. the problem is CPU GHz is stuck at 2490-2495 and no mather what I do its not increasing or decreasing. yes I tried disableing turbo mode, changing throddlestop options, undervolting, overclocking, its just not changing anything. I have given up but if you have any advice please feel free to share it I am always here. Also I want to thank you all for helping me and find the problem I am really glad you helped me.
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Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
There are four or five school times in a school year when a boy wants to get out of bed, and this Monday morning is one of them. Weβre going on the graveyard fieldtrip today. The school doesnβt take us there for the βhere lyeth ye body ofβ inscriptions on the headstones, the winged skulls carved above by hands so severe that we wonder how our ancestors could have found the promise of eternal life in their hollow eye sockets, or the wounded relevance of the historical figures buried below. We go there to be initiated into the mysteries. We go there for the raw grave.
βItβs definitely a vampire,β says the kid sitting behind me on the bus. βThatβs why nothing grows on it. He digs himself out every night and upsets the soil.β
βNo one gets murdered in this town,β says his seatmate. βWhere are all the bloodless bodies? Do you think he rises from the grave just to take lonely strolls around the pond? If thereβs a vampire down there, heβs thirsty as hell.β
βSo why do you think nothing grows on the raw gave?β
βA witch cursed it.β
Both are leading theories. Both are wrong. Thereβs something here beyond witches and vampires. This is my first Halloween too old for trick-or-treating, and, as much as Iβll miss them, the holiday is going to be about more than peanut butter cups this year. The crack of every dead leaf under my sneakers is a death poem, and there are mysteries written up the steps of every porch legible only by jack oβ lantern.
When we get off the bus, a kid asks Mr. Carver how old the gravekeeper is while we wait for him to come unlock the gate with astronomical precision at exactly 9:00:00. The ceremony is purely ceremonial; the wall is waist-high. βHeβs been old since before I was born,β says Mr. Carver. βWhen I was in high school, there was an article in the paper about his hundredth birthday.β
The tour hasnβt changed a word or step since I was in first grade. We walk between the rows of headstones and footstones that face outwards from the graves to facilitate reading without treading on them. The gravekeeper tells us in that way that the living canβt help but find a bit reductionist how man and woman, slave and master, and rich and poor all rot in the same dirt. He tells us how the Puritans were buried with their feet facing east to meet the dawn when they sit up on Judgment Day. At the end of the tour, weβre at the raw grave, a perfect rectangle where nothing grows.
The headstone is completely devoid of biographical information or any other
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Bob
Nothing, it just waved
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! π Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
Why
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There hasn't been a post all year!
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