A list of puns related to "In The Bedroom"
I wore a blindfold.
...she said "you love those dogs more than me".
DON'T BE JELLY!
Sea-alis.
Have a great day at work hunny.
I told her it was to help me get up in the morning.
That is a big red flag.
Mattress-side.
At first, I was afraid. I was PETRIFIED
I read her r/dadjokes
It was a real pane
The corners for example are always 90 degrees
The house is ONE STORY it has no stairs.
It's a big red flag
He nuts and bolts
Oh well, c'ellar vie.
Turns out it's just a waste of thyme.
Misdirection
My fiance and I were getting ready for bed. I was the first one to climb under the covers. For some reason it seems to be really cold when I first climb in, so I start rolling around frantically to generate some heat.
My fiance walks into the room and gives me a puzzled look.
> Her: Wow. You're looking intense, honey.
> Me: I'm not intense! I'm in a blanket!
The look on her face and the long groan was priceless.
Roll playing.
Because I like to get Argonaughty
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