7 Hilarious Impolitic Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I asked my wife to describe me in a few words

She said:

I'm mature

I'm moral

I'm polite

And, by and large, I'm perfect

Don't know why she then accused me of having "a fundamental incapability to understand the proper use of apostrophes and spacing" though....

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👤︎ u/OpthomacePrime

📅︎ Jun 03 2021

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What do you call the impolite desert storm?

Darude Sandstorm.

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👤︎ u/Endomorphism002

📅︎ Jul 25 2015

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I was teaching my daughter manners and telling her why it's impolite to fart next to people when I realized

I was giving her a toot-orial

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👤︎ u/Calthropstu

📅︎ Sep 02 2017

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What's Australian for impolite?

kangarude

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👤︎ u/RonPalancik

📅︎ Aug 14 2017

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I met an impolite inventor today.

He was a Rude Goldberg.

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👤︎ u/Rossum81

📅︎ Oct 22 2018

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My gravy ended up being pretty impolite.

It was acting super ROUXd

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👤︎ u/Chrisfch

📅︎ Jan 09 2017

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Whenever I get the chance to take an elevator or an escalator, I always do it...

I was always taught, growing up, that it was impolite to stair.

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👤︎ u/shehadadick

📅︎ May 24 2019

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