Immunes Puns

So I asked her “what about their weekday immune system?”

Apparently the only one who can kick his ass is himself.

Because they have anty bodys.

If approved by the FDA, it will greatly enhance heard immunity.

He said they're full of Vitamin Spi-C!

Because of their Auntie-bodies

At least to a certain degree.

(first post here. thought of this while making a hot pocket)

Because they have little antibodies.

After two months of lockdown, inactivity and junk food, I have developed an antibody myself.

They said it's because of their aunt-ey bodies.

The World Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. Now we know WHO let the dogs out.

..is worth a shot.

I'm a mother so it's probably why, but my poor attempt at dad jokes always backfire.

An example from today:

Son: I'm thirsty!

Me: Hi thirsty, I'm mummy!

Son: Hi thirsty, I'm [son's name]!

Godamn 3 year olds not understanding great humour!

They call themselves the gang-lions.

Each member in our family split up the amount of eggs so that we'd get 6 to dye each, two dozen. At the end of the dying session, my sister looks over at my dad's 6 eggs and we see he's got one white egg left. My sister wants an extra egg if he's not going to use it and asks if she can dye the egg. He looks at her like she's lost her mind and said he dyed all of his eggs, there isn't one left. This banter goes on for about 5 or 6 minutes with all of us insisting he has a leftover egg to dye. Finally, he looks down and says "oh do you mean this one?" Pointing to the white egg. We all let out an exasperated "YES!" He turns to is all, with the big old dad smirk on his face and says, oh no that one's done, I put that one in the white dye. groans all around.

So one of my childhood friends made a Facebook status about hanging out with her parents. I don't think she even realizes how much of a gem her dad is.

Mom: "So another person in my graduating class died..."

Me: "Oh no..."

Mom: "Yeah so I guess it's all starting for me."

Me: "Oh my gosh haha stop."

Mom: "But, you know, a lot of people were dead at my 25th reunion."

Dad: "Wow... it must've smelled..."

Me: lololololol

Mom: ".... Wait, what?"