Imagine Americans switched from Pound to Kilograms overnight
There would be mass confusion
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp....
Imagine if alarm clocks hit you back in the morning.
It would be truly alarming.
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you.
It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.
I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
Can you imagine running into a Greek Gorgon?
Imagine the waters being filled with orange flavoured soda
Imagine being held at gunpoint by (bear with me) a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) posting a coded message on social media.
wHo the hEll would beLieve such a thing can hapPen.
Imagine a form of public transportation where there is no monetary fee but you relive past mistakes for as long as you are a passenger
Imagine how stressful it would be to be a ski.
I mean, there’s so much pressure on you all the time.s
I like to imagine that the guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it the 'brella'....
What kind of shoes does a frog wear?
This post might be a little ballsy. And if it gets a lot of attention, I might get cocky.
Our family's legacy
When my great granddad went bald, he built a machine to weave himself a wig out of yarn. He then gave it to my granddad, who then gave it to my dad, and one day, it will be mine.
It's our family hair loom. :D
Imagine you're in a pitch dark room and you have no idea how to escape.
I overdosed on Viagra once....
Elon Musk and Bill Gates teamed up and created an erectile dysfunction pill.
Imagine how tired Michelangelo was by the time he had finished painting..
Whenever I go to bed I imagine I'm a cop
"Honey, who might bee at the front door?"
Can you just imagine how pterosaurs felt seeing that meteor entering the earths atmosphere?
Can you imagine if your dog was an undercover reporter?
They’d be able to dig up so much dirt on you.
This is (practically) the corniest gift imaginable. At the bottom of the soon to be gift wrapped box of corniness was a pair of Korn tickets for my lady...who enjoys my corny puns.
I had a dream that I invented a new color
But when I woke up I realized it was just a pigment of my imagination.
Imagine if vampires had blunt teeth and couldn't bite you
Can't imagine someone not understanding what erectile dysfunction is
My son came up to me and said that a bug was flying around his room, my wife said that he just imagined it.
I said that is justaflyable.
Why was the German 7 so hungry?
Imagine eating a clock...
That would be time consuming...
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight
There would be mass confusion.
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight
There would be mass confusion
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you.
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight
There would be a mass confusion
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms over night
There would be MASS confusion
Imagine if America switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.
There'd be mass confusion.
Imagine the Titanic with a lisp
Imagine the titanic with a lisp..
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.
There would be a mass confusion
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