Apparently my friends started a hula hooping club but never told me about it.

They kept me out of the loop.

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📅︎ Jan 11 2020
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I left the hula hooping club because I didn't like the way they were treating me.

I was kept out of the loop the whole time.

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📅︎ Sep 24 2019
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I bought my wife a hula hoop....

It fits.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 22 2020
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Ex-hula hoop champions wouldn't even understand the sophisticated techniques of current competitors.

They've just been out of the loop for too long.

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📅︎ Sep 06 2019
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What do you call a dancer who does the hula hoop poorly?

A waist of talent.

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👤︎ u/2donutkid2
📅︎ Mar 18 2019
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The inventor of the Hula hoop passed away.

From his obituary, I learned he was quite famous in certain circles.

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What do you call a hula hoop with a nail in it?

A Naval Destroyer.

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👤︎ u/daishozen
📅︎ Jun 05 2018
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You guys hear about the new navel destroyer?

It's a hula hoop with a nail in it!

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📅︎ Mar 03 2020
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I bought my wife a hula hoop...

It fits!

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