35 Hilarious Howards End Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

At the end of the super blockbuster hit Jingle All The Way, Arnold's character is dressed as his son's favorite action hero Turbo Man. After having a full blown conversation with eachother Howard removes his helmet to reveal what dumb fucking assholes his wife and kid are. v.redd.it/gjegol21mg881

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👤︎ u/TommyTinklebottom

📅︎ Dec 29 2021

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Boston Scott is a low-end RB2 option this weekend if Jordan Howard plays. He should take over the Sanders role and is the better passing-down option. If Howard is out, he moves into high-end RB2 territory and carries huge upside in the second-heaviest rushing attack in the NFL. twitter.com/dwainmcfarlan…

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👤︎ u/Deathstalkrz

📅︎ Dec 28 2021

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Ben Howards with a breathtaking performance of End of the Affair on Later... with Jools Holland v.redd.it/wqje3rap4hb81

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👤︎ u/Widiiz

📅︎ Jan 13 2022

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Why did Saul harras Howard so much in the end?

Why did he destroy his car and hire prostitutes. It seemed so random at the time.

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👤︎ u/Kirito619

📅︎ Jan 03 2022

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[Zenitz] Justin Poindexter, who was an analyst at LSU this season, is set to be hired as Larry Scott’s tight ends coach at Howard, a source tells On3.

https://twitter.com/mzenitz/status/1482843639340576769

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👤︎ u/Drexlore

📅︎ Jan 16 2022

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Dolphins defender on playing with Tua Tagovailoa: ‘Wasting my career’ (Maybe Watson still ends up in Miami - I want Xavien Howard) fansided.com/2022/01/21/d…

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👤︎ u/Chubbybrownbear

📅︎ Jan 22 2022

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Howard Stern Has Gone Off the Deep End outkick.com/howard-stern-…

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👤︎ u/Chilblain

📅︎ Jan 06 2022

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Forced to listen to 2021 shows today (100 and 101 were both playing them). I'm not sure Howard's voice is going to last much longer. The end of every sentence sounds like he's drowning. Gary doesn't have a voice at all. Robin fake giggles after every sentence.....every fucking sentence. Just end it.

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👤︎ u/25Damian25

📅︎ Dec 25 2021

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Ben Howard uses his guitar to create an amazing reverb effect (End of the Affair on Later... with Jools Holland) v.redd.it/lu3cbp006hb81

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👤︎ u/Widiiz

📅︎ Jan 13 2022

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Near the end of Jingle All the Way (1996), Liz and Jamie do not recognize Howard as Turbo Man despite his thick Austrian accent that no one else in the movie seems to have. This is because the director didn’t really think this through.

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👤︎ u/grandmas7erfunk

📅︎ Dec 26 2021

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Ben Howards with a breathtaking performance of End of the Affair on Later... with Jools Holland v.redd.it/wqje3rap4hb81

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👤︎ u/Widiiz

📅︎ Jan 14 2022

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Hayley in an Interview for Howard's end gfycat.com/selfishhoarseb…

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👤︎ u/Eaglesword66

📅︎ Dec 23 2021

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Howard Prime and alternate Emily at the end

My husband and I have different takes on this. I think Howard Prime should embrace the other Emily. This Emily became/is the person he saw in his wife. This woman is the Emily he always wanted his Emily to be. Why walk away?

My husband disagrees and sees Howard's perspective and all the bad things this Emily has done. Thoughts?

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👤︎ u/lovemypennydog

📅︎ Dec 29 2021

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Would end-of-series Howard cheat on Bernadette with Penny if given the opportunity?

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👤︎ u/gundum285

📅︎ Dec 10 2021

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How does it all end? Howard seems to be descending into madness, never leaving his house, apparently calling Beth Cindy now, and is generally detached from society. Assuming there isn't a complete 180 (there won't be) this is only going to get worse.

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👤︎ u/Chris3061

📅︎ Oct 09 2021

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Howard University students end protest after an agreement with school officials npr.org/2021/11/15/105592…

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👤︎ u/PandaReal_1234

📅︎ Nov 16 2021

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Carole Lombard. Photo taken in 1929, when the 20-year-old Lombard was transitioning from silent films to "talkies” (and had not yet added the “e” on the end of her first name). The same year she stars in two dramatic roles, including in Howard Higgin's High Voltage, her first talking picture.

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👤︎ u/Paul-Belgium

📅︎ Dec 16 2021

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Maher challenges media for making people over paranoid about Covid, refers to Howard as Jimmy's boyfriend saying he knows they're both very concerned about it. Norm talk at end. youtu.be/BWKNtyQK64U?t=28…

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👤︎ u/Sic39

📅︎ Sep 16 2021

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R.E. Howard's Conan the Barbarian, Dr. Doom, Geralt of Rivia, and Ra's Al Ghul walk into a portal...and end up in Game of Thrones???

The four of them end up in Westeros just after Joffrey is crowned, in 4 different corners of the world.

Conan is in Mereen and his goal is to stop Dr. Doom; Dr. Doom is at the Inn at the Crossroads and his goal is to end the war by seizing the throne, eliminate all resistance, kill Daenerys, and stop the Night King; Geralt is in the town of Winterfell with the goal of stopping Ra's; and Ra's is in Dorne with the same goal as Doom.

Who lives? Who dies? Who conquers?

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👤︎ u/KindlyOlPornographer

📅︎ Dec 22 2021

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I completely forget Howard "Chimney" Han once survived the end of the world.

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👤︎ u/DarkRogueHunter

📅︎ Nov 24 2021

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Guy looking for high end experienced barber shop in Baltimore or Howard County

As the title suggests I am looking for a hair place that knows how to make my hair look stylish and accentuate my best facial features. Someone who understand the different types of faces and what styles work best for each type would be the ideal. I can post a picture if that helps.

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👤︎ u/AssasinCaesar

📅︎ Dec 18 2021

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“Howard’s End” starring Emma Thomasadodle and Vanessa Redgraveoodle reddit.com/gallery/rwyrej

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👤︎ u/TempusFugue

📅︎ Jan 05 2022

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Don Imus was cancelled near the end of his career. Patrice ONeal went on FOX to support Imus' right to free speech. Pretty Sure Howard did the opposite and just piled on like a hypocrite 😅 youtube.com/watch?v=vW01C…

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👤︎ u/ElegantDecline

📅︎ Oct 23 2021

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Howard University football game ends early after brawl hbcugameday.com/2021/11/2…

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👤︎ u/NotSoSuperNerd

📅︎ Nov 21 2021

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Long shot but worth asking... Does anyone have the packaging to Howard's End?

So... my girlfriend spilled red wine all over the case for this and the cover is ruined. Does anyone here want to part with their cover? Or does anyone know where I can get a replacement as it's out of print so getting from Criterion is no longer possible...

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👤︎ u/TakaraGeneration

📅︎ Nov 26 2021

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Howard could always hang his wig on “changing radio forever”, but really, radio is more vanilla and more corporate than ever before. The days of personality-driven radio are long gone. So in the end, he didn’t change a damn thing.

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👤︎ u/BuffTheStuff98

📅︎ Aug 19 2021

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"The end of the rope," he said. "IT'S RIGHT HERE! He sounded 25 to 35 feet above me. His tone was amazed and befuddled. "TIE IT OFF," I said. "I CAN'T. " "I'VE ONLY GOT ABOUT . . . A QUARTER OF AN INCH!" Grunting, working sounds. "I'M REALLY HUNG OUT TO DRY UP HERE, HOWARD." howardreplogle.com/essays…

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👤︎ u/Feedback_Original

📅︎ Jul 29 2021

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S04/E01 At the end: Leonard to Howard: What do you mean it happened again?? Why is he even calling when he should know how to fix it now🤔

I mean they went to the Hospital n shit, how can you forget that

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👤︎ u/KyedaeIsHot

📅︎ Nov 03 2021

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‘We won’: Howard protesters reach deal with university and end month-long occupation washingtonpost.com/educat…

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👤︎ u/Va3Victis

📅︎ Nov 16 2021

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HBO television series takes over parts of Edmonton: “Downtown, Rice Howard Way looks like the end of the world, but Edmontonians walking by say the apocalypse never looked so good” globalnews.ca/news/824933…

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👤︎ u/SilverSquid1810

📅︎ Oct 07 2021

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‘We won’: Howard protesters reach deal with university and end month-long occupation washingtonpost.com/educat…

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👤︎ u/hallelooya

📅︎ Nov 16 2021

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RT @IraHeatBeat: Remember, the NBA voided the Heat's free-agency signing of Juwan Howard in 1996, of which Pat Riley famously said, "I spent the weekend at my proctologist's trying to remove the NBA's 17-foot pole out of my rear end." mobile.twitter.com/tomgre…

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👤︎ u/tomgreen99200

📅︎ Aug 07 2021

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3 copies of Howard’s book on the end table? How many did Howard buy to inflate his sales numbers?