True Story: I fell off a hoverboard and hurt my elbow...

So I told my husband I'd lay down in bed with a pack of frozen peas. After a while he came and checked on me and sat on something squishy. He asked what it was. I looked around and noticed the bag of frozen peas had broken open and peas were everywhere.

I told him, "I'm sorry. I pea'd the bed."

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👤︎ u/svengoolia
📅︎ Oct 01 2021
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I built a hoverboard at home and tried riding it outside, but I fell off.

It was my own asphalt.

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👤︎ u/Kahmeleon
📅︎ Jun 13 2021
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