Hookup Puns

A list of puns related to "Hookup"

Bad hookup in a car?

Call that Shitty Shitty Bang Bang

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👤︎ u/goooDavis
📅︎ Jul 16 2020
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I asked a German girl if she wanted to hookup

She gave me 6 neins

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👤︎ u/Souplorde
📅︎ Jan 27 2019
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What do you call a side table after a hookup?

A one night stand.

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👤︎ u/SunBorne187
📅︎ Apr 27 2017
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If a lady says she likes fishing on her dating profile,

Does that mean she's looking for a hookup?

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Mar 23 2020
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