A list of puns related to "Hit By A Car"
Dead ass
It was a Dodge.
He was tired.
But I’d end with a hit.
He ended up retired.
Must have been a bumper crop.
The doctor says I've got good news and bad news. The good news is that your friend is alive, the bad news is he will always be a vegetable.
She didn't see it coming.
(This joke was told to me by the blind friend. She's fine)
Because the driver can’t see jack squat in the rear view mirror.
He replied "Don't worry, I am patient ".
It Hertz
He was playing on the road again.
Mrs. Carrot takes him to the ER and after a day of surgery, the doctor steps out and says, "Mrs. Carrot, I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is, we saved your husband. The bad news is, he's going to be a vegetable the rest of his life."
I thought “well that’s unfortunate”
Good thing she wasn't, that trip would've been short-lived.
It was raining Datsun cogs...
Relax, it was only a hot wheels!
Back story: So my one son threw a hot wheels car at my other son and left a pretty good gash on his face. This wouldn't have been a big issue except we had a family gathering to go to. People were a little surprised about how calm I was when they asked what happened and all I said was "he got hit by a car" like it has happened a bunch of times.
Not sure if it really belongs here but it was pretty funny to see people's reactions.
Must be because of my Parkinsons disease.
He said it Hertz.
Said everything Hertz
and my license got suspended.
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