I've been reading Hegel and Laruelle, and it seems like there's a strong bond between Hegel's idea of the Absolute (as the monistic substance comprising both subjective and objective determinations) and Laruelle's idea of the One (likewise, monistic substance which exists prior to any determination as the transcendental condition of philosophical thought).

Is this correct? If so, I'm not quite sure what Laruelle is offering apart from the recapitulation of Hegel's metaphysics. It seems like there should be quite a big distinction tho, given how Laruelle advocates non-philosophy as the form of the One, and thinks we should collapse the schism between philosophies of immanence and transcendence 'in-One'.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Buenosdillas

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

In this post, I will show one means of reconciling the Classical mythologies of the Gods with a particular method of exegesis and how it can be understood in the terms of a Henological argument to secure the plurality of the Gods.

The Henological Argument

Premise 1:- The unit can be regarded either as the limit of its relations to all other units, or as the point of origination of the unique agency/causality.

Premise 2:- There are two primary structures of multiplicity, polycentric and monocentric. In the polycentric multiplicity, all units are in each unit; this is what makes each unit in a polycentric multiplicity the center for itself and the periphery for another. In the monocentric multiplicity, all units are in one unit, and all units are in this respect “for another” in the monocentric multiplicity.

Premise 3:- There are many ways of constituting a monocentric multiplicity, whereas there is only one way of constituting the polycentric multiplicity in the strict sense. In a strict sense, the polycentric multiplicity is the set of existing unique individuals.

Conclusion 1:- The polycentric multiplicity cannot be generated out of the monocentric multiplicity, and so the polycentric multiplicity should be regarded as prior and the monocentric multiplicity as emergent.

Here is a rough mathematical/logical modal:-

Define: A, B, C... as Units. Define: b***^(A)*** as the A's limit to R(A,B), i.e. the relation of A to B, has two contributions b***^(A)*** and a***^(B)*** such that R(A,B)=b***^(A):a^(B)*** which is to be read "the relation of A to B is b***^(A)*** to a***^(B)***". For example "the relation of Father to Son is the ratio of the limit-of-Fatherhood to the limit-of-Sonhood." or alternatively, "the relation of Baker to Baked is the ratio of the limit-of-baking to the limit-of-being-baked."

Premise 1 entails; A can be defined as the set of all its unique relations b***^(A)*** ; such that there is a unique set A:={bA | b***^(A)=/=a^(B)} which is paired to A. The relations b^(A), is unique to A. For three units A, B, C we have; A={bA***,cA***} ,B={aB***,cB} , C={aC,bC}. Therefore, A is not B, B is not C & C *i

I won't be doing that today!

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You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Him: I can explain everything!

(It's his best joke yet I think)

Bob

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Just to clarify, 12345678

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

“BOOM”?!

free

"That's what they're fighting about."