A list of puns related to "Heliopolitans"
#Dogon & Hermapolitan Egypt - did their civilization have similar origins?
So - both of these stories describe the 64 tetrahedron grid fractal structure of space and how it creates the world around us.
>Heaven, which is also regarded by the Dogon as the creator, is called Amma.
This is 'source' or infinity, heaven.
>Amma split in two, creating Ogo, who represents disorder. >Amma then decided to create an representative of order, called Nommo, and also created for him 8 assistants, comprising of 4 couples of twins.
I believe some has been lost in translation here, but this is how I'm translating it
We have disorder Ogo.
We then have 'order' or Nommo - which could be seen as the structure of space.
Nommo means 'to make one drink', and they described this as chaos or creation waters.
The most important part here is Nommo's 8 assistants, which are 4 couples of twins.
The couples of twins are a star merkaba, dual polarized tetrahedron. Twin shapes, interpenetrating.
But more importantly, when you bring 8 star tetrahedra together, you get the 64 tetrahedron grid.
So we have 8 ordered twins which come together to form creation waters.
From this, all creation emerges. This is due to the infinitely fractal nature of the 64thm, it's dynamic allowing toroidal flow / both radiative and gravitational.
#The Egyptian Hermapolitan creation mythos is almost exactly the same
>The Heliopolitan myth says that Atum (meaning both "all" and "nothing") dwelt as an inert spirit in the midst of the chaos-waters. Suddenly, he came into existence, causing the waters to recede, and sat upon the dry land that emerged: the benben mound. He then emits the neteru Shu and Tefenet (Tefnut) through a process depicted variously as spitting, sneezing, and masturbating, who mate and produce Gjebeb (Geb) and Newet (Nut).
From pure energy -> to energy/matter = holographic mass, before it divided itself.
>The Hermopolitan myth says that Djehuty (Thoth) created the chaos-waters, composed of eight neteru. These neteru are divided into four male-female pairs, with the members of each pair having names identical to one another except that the women's names have feminine endings (-et.)
The four male-female pairs are star tetrahedron - two intersection tetrehedron made of four each. One upwards (male), one downw
... keep reading on reddit β‘I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But thatβs comparing apples to oranges
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
BamBOO!
Theyβre on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Christopher Walken
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
I won't be doing that today!
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
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And then shook his arm really fast.
(True story, please groan with me.)
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
#Dogon
So - both of these stories describe the 64 tetrahedron matrix and how it creates the world around us.
>Heaven, which is also regarded by the Dogon as the creator, is called Amma.
This is 'source' or infinity, heaven.
>Amma split in two, creating Ogo, who represents disorder. >Amma then decided to create an representative of order, called Nommo, and also created for him 8 assistants, comprising of 4 couples of twins.
I believe some has been lost in translation here, but this is how I'm translating it
We have disorder Ogo.
We then have 'order' or Nommo - which could be seen as the structure of space.
Nommo means 'to make one drink', and they described this as chaos or creation waters.
The most important part here is Nommo's 8 assistants, which are 4 couples of twins.
The couples of twins are a star merkaba, dual polarized tetrahedron. Twin shapes, interpenetrating.
But more importantly, when you bring 8 star tetrahedra together, you get the 64 tetrahedron grid.
So we have 8 ordered twins which come together to form creation waters.
From this, all creation emerges. This is due to the infinitely fractal nature of the 64thm, it's dynamic allowing toroidal flow / both radiative and gravitational.
#The Egyptian Heliopolitan creation mythos is almost exactly the same
>The Heliopolitan myth says that Atum (meaning both "all" and "nothing") dwelt as an inert spirit in the midst of the chaos-waters. Suddenly, he came into existence, causing the waters to recede, and sat upon the dry land that emerged: the benben mound. He then emits the neteru Shu and Tefenet (Tefnut) through a process depicted variously as spitting, sneezing, and masturbating, who mate and produce Gjebeb (Geb) and Newet (Nut).
From pure energy -> to energy/matter = holographic mass, before it divided itself.
>The Hermopolitan myth says that Djehuty (Thoth) created the chaos-waters, composed of eight neteru. These neteru are divided into four male-female pairs, with the members of each pair having names identical to one another except that the women's names have feminine endings (-et.)
The four male-female pairs are star tetrahedron - two intersection tetrehedron made of four each. One upwards (male), one downwards (female).
This makes a netaru, of which there are 8 - this composes the 'chaos waters'. So
... keep reading on reddit β‘The seed structure of space is perfectly packed 64 tetrahedron grid. This is the quantization of planck spheres themselves. Further, this geometry was derived 15 years before the holographic mass solution which lends credence to the validity of this geometry as the seed structure of space.
>The Heliopolitan myth says that Atum (meaning both "all" and "nothing") dwelt as an inert spirit in the midst of the chaos-waters. Suddenly, he came into existence, causing the waters to recede, and sat upon the dry land that emerged: the benben mound. He then emits the neteru Shu and Tefenet (Tefnut) through a process depicted variously as spitting, sneezing, and masturbating, who mate and produce Gjebeb (Geb) and Newet (Nut).
>The Hermopolitan myth says that Djehuty (Thoth) created the chaos-waters, composed of eight neteru. These neteru are divided into four male-female pairs, with the members of each pair having names identical to one another except that the women's names have feminine endings (-et.)
The four male-female pairs are star tetrahedron - two intersection tetrehedron made of four each. One upwards (male), one downwards (female).
This makes a netaru, of which there are 8 - this composes the 'chaos waters'. So we have 4 male/female pairs - which are one large tetrahedron made of 4 each; one upwards, one downwards. Bring them together and you get a neteru, of which we have 8. Bring the 8 neteru together, and we get the chaos waters, the 64TH matrix.
Here's a gif of this
Further, the famed Eye of Horus encodes a binary doubling system as well as a 1/64 dimensionless ratio.
http://mathworld.wolfram.com/EyeofHorusFraction.html
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