Zeus Puns

A list of puns related to "Zeus"

Need help with Zeus puns.

I am doing an extra credit project where I am making a "Date Me" page for the Greek god Zeus. Any puns (cheesy or not) are greatly appreciated. Thank you! :D

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👤︎ u/SimonRB
📅︎ Feb 15 2014
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800 in German Sounds Like if Zeus Became a Scottish Highlander

Achthundert

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👤︎ u/chicharrofrito
📅︎ Nov 11 2020
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Why didn't Jupiter know about Zeus?

He was Mythinformed.

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👤︎ u/Marv1236
📅︎ Aug 16 2020
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There's a rather unknown Greek myth that involved Zeus farting so loudly that it caused powerful lightning storms all over Greece. Panic and chaos ensued, and there was widespread looting as fires raged out on control.

Thus began the Zeus Toot Riots.

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👤︎ u/Hollowbody57
📅︎ Jul 07 2020
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What is Zeus’ stripper name?

Greece Lightning

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👤︎ u/bloody_inspired
📅︎ Feb 29 2020
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My dog Zeus is famous for his size, in Mexico.

Mexicans I've never met walk up to me and say "Hey Zeus! That's a big dog!"

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👤︎ u/breakone9r
📅︎ Apr 13 2020
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Whats the best way to greet Zeus?

You say "Hey Zeus!"

Made up by my 13 year old.

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👤︎ u/huejorgen
📅︎ Jan 19 2017
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Punny Zeus Titles

Hey! Trying to find ideas for a title for an animation on zeus being a shitty father. if you guys think of anything please let me know, my reddit muses! <3

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👤︎ u/liberalartswhore
📅︎ Mar 12 2015
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Zeus' eagle de-livers

Credit to /u/shoegraze

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👤︎ u/ArtsyTLF
📅︎ Mar 10 2014
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So proud of myself for this one. What do you call Zeus's vegetable son?

Brocules.

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👤︎ u/a_lucid_casadilla
📅︎ Jun 14 2016
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When my Dad put his name down at a restaurant his name would be "Zeus". When the someone inquired about his odd name he would say "it's short for "Jesus"

Jesus being the Latin pronunciation. Extra credit, he's hella white.

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👤︎ u/FR0GWISE
📅︎ Mar 07 2015
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In an alternate universe, Hercules was a girl.

Her name was Himcules

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👤︎ u/callmefinny
📅︎ Oct 31 2020
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never apollogize
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👤︎ u/bitchyswiftie
📅︎ Jul 06 2020
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Missionary work is so rewarding
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👤︎ u/fatincomingvirus
📅︎ Aug 16 2020
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Zues: Hey Jesus

Jesus: Hey Zeus

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👤︎ u/kooozie
📅︎ Feb 03 2020
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Pick any name in the world. I bet I can sing a song with that name in it..

Happy Birthday to you

Happy Birthday to you

Happy Birthday dear...

Edit: Wow. Wasn't expecting over 1,000 upvotes on my first ever post. Thanks!

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👤︎ u/Morgan921
📅︎ Sep 29 2013
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What did Jesus say when he arrived at Olympus?

Hey Zeus

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👤︎ u/Tyranicross
📅︎ Oct 16 2018
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My boyfriend and I have been playing this game for a while now and it makes us laugh every time. Here are some of my faves so far. Feel free to add your own!

What kind of underwear does Zeus wear?

..............Thunderwear!

What kind of underwear does a pirate wear?

.............plunderwear!

What kind of underwear does the NRA wear?

...............gunderwear!

What kind of underwear does a tyrannical leader wear?

............Attila the Hunderwear!

What kind of underwear does a Spanish person wear?

...............Juanderwear?

can you think of some more? :)

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👤︎ u/kdayle
📅︎ Sep 28 2013
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