A list of puns related to "Headteacher"
Yesterday, he walked past my classroom and popped in. He asked the pupils to explain what we were doing (I had a mini panic because some of them were struggling) but the ones he asked, explained the tasks perfectly. He found me afterwards and said it was a great lesson :D
Mike: John hit me really hard.
Headteacher: You are both on detention.
Mike: But I didn't hit back!
Headteacher: Yes you did! With an equal an opposite force.
This is a memory I had almost forgotten, until I was talking to a teacher friend about assessment data.
I had a meeting with my headteacher at the time, to talk through my assessments and where I thought the children were.
I was talking about a child in the class who had come up to me below expected, but he had done really well, so I wanted to out him at expected how. I came with evidence from his books that I had highlighted to show that he has made the progress.
This woman looks me in the eye and says, "Well, he's only made that progress because you taught him. So I don't think it's appropriate to put him at expected."
Did this woman just tell me that teaching children, my job was the wrong thing to do?!?
I can imagine dumbledor would not have wanted one cause his schedule seems quite erratic and secretive. But for such a busy person it makes sense. How would have been good at this?
Iβm sure he becomes headteacher anyways
And Umbridge is in some cage thing (at least thatβs how I imagined it) on Hogwarts grounds
Uhh idk what happened to dumbledore then?
Iβm pretty sure it all started with the blood quills and that they were really bad and messed up peopleβs magical cores or something
I have no idea how I remember so much I swear I read it like 8 months ago
But if anyone knows what itβs called or something π I know i probably have it saved somewhere but I really can not be bothered to look rn π
it wasnt me dont worry
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