People began paying the Hawaiian volcano goddess to lie down from time to time

They're calling it a pay lay

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👤︎ u/Entias
📅︎ Apr 25 2021
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I just burnt 🔥 my Hawaiian Pizza.

Should have used aloha temperature.

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📅︎ Jan 07 2022
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Burnt my hawaiian pizza today...

Should have cooked it on aloha temperature.

EDIT: Thanks for the awards, y'all!

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👤︎ u/user7618
📅︎ Oct 06 2020
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A dad and his teenage son were getting ready to go to a party...

The son comes to meet by the front door, and starts shaking his head in disbelief. "Dad, why do you have to wear stuff like that, a Hawaiian shirt, socks with sandals and that silly hat! You're always embarrassing me with your terrible fashion sense!"

The dad responds, "Well son, I have been meaning to tell you this for a long time. I think we are just very different people, because you were actually adopted."

"YOU'RE not my REAL dad??!!?"

"No son, I'm your Faux Pa"

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📅︎ Jun 21 2021
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Burned my Hawaiian pizza today..

Should have cooked it at aloha temperature.

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👤︎ u/papashuga
📅︎ Jul 22 2017
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