A list of puns related to "Hasn't"
And my 10 year old son, completely deadpan, tells me
βDad, I knew that story wasnβt real because you donβt have any friendsβ
π»π»ππβ οΈβ οΈ It took me a solid 5 minutes to stop laughing.
I have achieved Dad level 10 at raising my kids
What's even better, she thinks I'm being punished.
A trophy.
He was Biden his time.
he's essentially a big banner.
Edit: credits to u/mindswag and idk if that was done before :)
..6 months, 15 days, 9 hours, and coming up to 12 minutes..now
Without all those tourists helping hold it up.
I am tired of her shit.
I guess heβs in a Tacoma
comaback.
He says it's not his real ladder.
After all they are the Master of Puppets.
Once upon a time there was a pirate captain who was the most amazing best captain a crew could ever ask for. His crew loved him more than anything and would do absolutely anything for him.
One day as they were sailing, a crew member In the crows nest shouts, βone ship off the port side!β Immediately the captain yells at his crew, βMen! Bring me my red shirt!β
Slightly confused, the men hesitate for a second and then hurry off to bring the captain his red shirt. Amazingly they win the battle!
The men are so happy and thankful their captain brought them safely through the battle they donβt even care why the captain wanted his red shirt.
A few months of sailing some more, again the man in the crows nest yells, βTwo ships off the port side!β Quickly the captain screams, βMen! Bring me my red shirt!β The crew doesnβt hesitate this time to get him his red shirt and what do you know? They win this battle too!!
The crew is astounded at their captains awesomeness!!! They honestly could not find anyone better. This time though the crew stops a moment and asks the captain, βWhy do you always have us bring you your red shirt?β
The captain replies, βWell men, if I get stabbed the blood will blend into my red shirt and it will look like Iβm not hurt so that you will all fight as hard as if I were still alive.β
The men canβt believe what they hear! How could they be so lucky as to have a captain so incredibly smart and courageous??!!
Two seconds later, βTWENTY SEVEN SHIPS OFF THE PORT SIDE!!!!!!!β
Calmly, with an even tone, the captain says, βMen, bring me my brown pants.β
Iβm starting to think that he doesnβt want to make a rash decision.
Because long time no C.
It's officially her first relationsheep.
I told her it doesn't taste quite right.
Because itβs 6to9.
But itβs definitely up there.
Forseer: "how else?"
Itβs probably stuck in the mail.
Now itβs just some bunny I used to know.
It doesnt matter.
All I have now is a Nico-less cage.
and you haven't seen it either.
... She's recovering from a massive Stroke.
All that time and nothing to chauffeur itβ¦
But I know my thyme is cumin
Instead they have to yell "Donald, duck!"
He's in a cent.
I mean he's essentially a giant banner
A trophy.
A trophy
....I mean, he is essentially a giant banner.
All that time and nothing to chauffeur it.
He's basically a giant banner.
A trophy
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