Harris Brothers Puns

The questions is, will Neil Patrick Harris on the back?

With his willy ham

Harry: My big brother shaves everyday.

Larry: That’s nothing! Mine shaves 50 times a day.

Harry: 50 times a day? Does he have OCD or something?

Larry: No, he’s a barber.

Kid in the class: “oh you lived in Japan, do you know Kung fu?”

Professor: “no. I didn’t know Kung fu, but I knew his brother Harry”

My younger brother: "Dad, have you ever read 'Harry Potter?'"

Dad: "No, but I've read 'Furry Ceramicsworker.' It's the adult version."

Me: "I want to make a magic-themed Canadian restaurant called 'Harry Poutine-ies.'"

Brother groaned, but then:

Brother: "What would you call a fish dish there? E-skate Artist?"

Me: "...Abra-cod-abra."

Brother: "F&!%"

So me and my family were on our way to Florida for a trip to Universal and Harry Potter world. The five of us were crammed in one of the shuttles that you ride to get to the airport from the far hinterland where you park your car. My little brother, ever the curious one, is asking my mom about our upcoming flight. He asks "So where are we sitting on the flight?" My dad, who up until this point hadn't contributed much to the conversation, got the gleam of a dad in his eye. He gave a smirk and, before my mother could reply, said "Well I don't know about you, but I'll be sitting on my ass."